How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Of Course (2010)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Barney Stinson : [Barney visits Robin at the shooting range after Lily reveals to him Robin's post-breakup depression]  Hey.

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Sees Barney and takes off earplugs, still sad]  What's up? Thought you were going on some big date.

  Barney Stinson : Robin, I know you're upset.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What? No, I have I've never been happier, and this Anita sounds lovely. I'm so glad that the two of you just randomly happened to find each other.

  [angry tone] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : It just warms my frickin' heart

  [returns to pistol and fires again without earplugs, deafening Barney. Robin throws away pistol when she's out of rounds and catches breath] 

  Barney Stinson : So you're not upset?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Of course, I'm upset, Barney. Don't you see how constantly talking about your conquests makes me feel like I'm just another number to you?

  Barney Stinson : But you're not just another number to me.

  Robin Scherbatsky : And now, you're taking Anita, who you barely know, on this amazing date, when I never got treated that way. It just, it just sucks, that's all, it just sucks.

  [pause] 

  Barney Stinson : Wow, I knew I was bad at being a boyfriend, but I had no idea I'd be so much worse at being an ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Nothing, Barney. You've already proven I'm not important.

  Barney Stinson : Stop that, I'm serious. Ask me for anything.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, don't sleep with Anita.

  Barney Stinson : Done.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, of course you're going to sleep with her. Why else would you be taking her on this superdate?

  Barney Stinson : She's not going on this superdate, Robin. You are.

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Interviewing Anita on her show]  But, um, if you had to summarize your book in thirty words or less?

  Anita Appleby : I'll summarize it in one word, Robin. And that word is "No". By saying no constantly and consistently you empower yourself, while simultaneously turning any jerk into a submissive, sniveling puddle of a man.

  Robin Scherbatsky : And isn't that every girls dream. After the break we're going to talk about your new book "Of Course You Don't Have a Retirement Plan Yet, Take a Look at Yourself You Dumb Slut"; due out in June.