Win Win (2011)

Paul Giamatti: Mike Flaherty

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• Mike Flaherty : [to the wrestling team]  Now, did you all see what Kyle did the other day? He exploded up, right? Kyle, show the guys what you did.

  Kyle : It's kind of my own thing.

  Mike Flaherty : Well, can you share it with us?

  Kyle : But it's not even a move or anything.

  Mike Flaherty : It's okay.

  Kyle : All right. Well, I just tell myself that the guy on top's tryin' to take my head and shove it under water and kill me, and if I don't wanna die on bottom, I have to do whatever the fuck it takes to get out.

  Stephen Vigman : [breaking a stunned silence]  Okay. So the move is "Whatever the fuck it takes." Let's go. Let's work on it.

  Terry Delfino : [chiming in forcefully as if knowledgeable]  WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES! LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN. UP!

• Jackie Flaherty : I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of his mom.

  Mike Flaherty : Okay, come on.

  Jackie Flaherty : No, I do. I want to beat the crap out of her and her stupid boyfriend.

  Mike Flaherty : Okay.

  Jackie Flaherty : I'm serious.

  Mike Flaherty : I know you are. I just... I don't think that beating the crap out of everybody is the best solution, that's all.

  Jackie Flaherty : It feels like it.

• [Jackie locks Kyle in the basement] 

  Mike Flaherty : What're you doin'?

  Jackie Flaherty : We have kids, Mike. I'm not taking any chances with Eminem down there.

  Mike Flaherty : There's not even a bathroom down there, Jack.

  [Jackie reluctantly unlocks the door] 

• Jackie Flaherty : You're gonna talk to her, right?

  Mike Flaherty : Yes, I intend to, if you don't punch her out first.

• Terry Delfino : They opened their kimono and you made them eat the train.

  Mike Flaherty : I don't know what you are talking about half the time.

  Terry Delfino : Really?

  Mike Flaherty : Yeah, really.