Nancy Cartwright credited as playing...
Bart Simpson • Nelson Muntz
- Homer Simpson: [Angry] You're a month behind on your homework?
- Bart Simpson: I tried really hard to keep you from finding out. Does that count for something?
- Homer Simpson: [Still angry] A little!
- Lisa Simpson: Bart, you would really ruin mom and dad's marriage just to get out of a little homework?
- Bart Simpson: Hey, hey! I would end all live on this planet if it would get me out of learning fractions.
- Lisa Simpson: Fractions aren't so hard. All you have to do is find a lowest common denominator. For example, one-half plus one-third is four...
- Bart Simpson: End... All... Life... On... This... Planet!
- [Makes explosion sound]
- Lisa Simpson: You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!
- Bart Simpson: I don't care!
- Lisa Simpson: Congratulations. You are now officially a sociopath.
- Bart Simpson: Hey, at least I'm on a path.
- Nelson Muntz: If your parents aren't getting PO'd, are you really pranking? You gotta take it up a notch.
- Bart Simpson: Really?
- Nelson Muntz: If no one gets mad, are you really being bad? Think about it.
- Bart Simpson: Wow.
- Nelson Muntz: I know.
- Edna Krabappel: Bart, you had a month to do that assigment. You started thirty minutes ago.
- Bart Simpson: Thank you, thank you.
- Edna Krabappel: That wasn't a compliment. You have crushed my dreams of teaching ever since I saw "To Sir With Love" as a little girl.
- Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha! You're old!
- Edna Krabappel: It was on VHS in the '80s.
- Nelson Muntz: Outdated medium. I stand by my "Ha-ha!"
- Marge Simpson: Let's have lunch at Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll.
- Homer Simpson: No line, close to the bathrooms... I see no reason to disagree.
- Bart Simpson: Smooth move, mom. Choosing the one place that doesn't serve beer.
- Homer Simpson: What the... Then I wanna eat at Moe's Express.
- Moe Szyslak: [to bartenders] And by express I mean express your anger at the world.