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2/10
Point of no return
TheLittleSongbird15 August 2019
Don't let the creepy looking cover and an oddly intriguing if not exactly original idea for a story, have always found those to be interest points when watching a film regardless of budget, decade and genre (and along with talented casts and completest sake they also tend to be my main reasons for viewing something), deceive you. Always try to be a subjective person with every intent of being balanced and perceptive, but 'Clinton Road' has so little to recommend it and has no real appeal at all.

'Clinton Road's' only real redeeming merit is that it starts off decently. It was eerie, held my attention and at least it didn't make me want to stop continuing. That is an extremely rare occurance just to say, not finishing something that means, no matter the temptation. Also never judge a film without seeing the whole thing in order to be fair, and being someone who hates it when people brag about walking out or leaving a viewing unfinished.

Unfortunately, 'Clinton Road' takes a complete 180 nose-dive after a decent start and worsens rather than improves. There is nothing atmospheric about the way it looks with the paranormal aspects sticking out like a sore thumb in cheapness and the complete anti-thesis too of scary. The direction meanders all over the place visually, tonally and in creating any momentum.

The dialogue was very suggestive of the writers having written it in a rush with no enthusiasm, almost like they did it for a favour or something. That may not have been the case and no disrespect is intended but it came across that way. The story is tediously paced and can be uneventful, much of it doesn't make sense and very difficult to take it for what it tries to be. There is hardly anything tense or suspenseful and any attempts at anything creepy are predictable and unintentionally funny.

None of the characters engage and the acting is all round never more than bad and is often dreadful. The big names Eric Roberts (who has been churning in for a while now) and Ice-T (who has never really been much good outside of 'Law and Order: Special Victims Unit') phone in with pretty much nothing to work with. In my mind money was the reason as to why they got involved in the first place, and man must they have been desperate.

In conclusion, very, very bad apart from the start. 2/10
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2/10
Ice T is dope!
ckarnoutsos31 May 2020
Having said that, this film is really awful! The acting is ridiculous the plot and the writing are even more ridiculous! Don't waste your time. I really don't understand people who gave this film 9 and 10 stars. Just terrible.
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2/10
Absolutely Trash
marianabrentano26 April 2020
All the good reviews must have been made by relatives of the cast and the director or the reviewers have been paid to comment

The plot is lame, the acting appalling , the make up is a joke

It seems more like a cheap comedy than a horror b movie

Lousy !!!

Watch something else... little house on the prairie may be
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1/10
Sssoooo bad...
tmccull524 September 2020
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Vincent Pastor, Big Pussy, from "The Sopranos". Ice-T, rapper, reality TV star, and regular on "Law & Order: SVU". Eric Roberts playing himself. All of these "stars" put in appearances in this utter and complete bomb. Someone must have video or photographic evidence of each of these three in compromising situations with circus midgets or barnyard animals. Perhaps they each owed Richard Grieco money, or some sort of favor. I can't think of any other reasons why they would agree to appear in this utter piece of celluloid garbage.

A psychic medium with a milky white eye? Seriously? Who thought of that characterization? An eight year old? Why is it that almost every single movie with a group heading out on an ill-advised adventure features said group with people in it that can barely stand one another? Time and time and time again, we have a merry band of supposedly lifelong friends who do nothing but bicker, argue, and snipe at one another the whole time that they're together. Seriously, with friends like these. How can you be devoted, lifelong friends and do nothing but spew vitriol at one another?

Nobody in this movie is even remotely likeable. The psychic medium going into a trance acts more like a drunken idiot trying to weather a particularly grueling bowel movement. All of the 7, 8, and 9 star ratings for this movie had to have come from people directly connected to, or are responsible for, this movie.

I cannot stress this enough. DO. NOT. WASTE. YOUR. TIME. ON. THIS. PIECE. OF. CRAP. The acting is God-awful, even from Pastor, Ice-T, and Eric Roberts. It's like they're all playing parodies of themselves. They're checking boxes, putting in time, and collecting checks; they sure as Hell aren't acting. As for Ace Young and the others, they may still have promising careers in the service industry. They might want to hang onto those if they do.

Of course, as every group in every horror movie is obligated to do, each member wanders off on their own, alone or in pairs, gets lost, and meets their doom. It's utterly and completely dark, they're in the woods. They planned to be in the spooky woods, at night, and no one thought to bring even a single headlamp or flashlight. What could go wrong while wandering around in the dark in unfamiliar territory with a reputation for paranormal activity, right?

And who the flying fat s**t is the bald guy with the beard, the welding glasses, and the coveralls with a hole in the seat? You see him walking around in the background in every other shot.

First we had "Paranormal Activity", and now we have this, "Paranormal Stupidity". Even though he's a washed-up, has-been hack, Richard Grieco should be embarrassed to have his name attached to this bowel movement of a movie.
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1/10
Wow. Bad.
arfdawg-117 June 2019
Either Ice T adn Eric Roberts really REALLY need the money or there were some primo drugs available for free during the making of this movie.

There is not one thing to recommend it.
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1/10
A really bad movie
jeffw-6666821 July 2019
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Not scary at all with terrible acting and a stupid plot. Some ghost wearing welding goggles with a beard grabs people by the road. Some little ghost girl screams at the characters a few times. One of the worst movies ever made.
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1/10
Not worth the time
DruDushku18 June 2019
It's slow and meandering and makes zero sense. It's cheesy and stupid and worst of all boring. The last thing it can be called is scary. The acting is terrible and amateur, but the material they had to work with is worse, so I don't know who's really to blame.
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3/10
Low budget and low on ideas
nashw8214 November 2020
Low budget isn't always a bad thing, but for it to work you need some solid ideas, good writing or a creative premise. This movie has none of that. They just seem to have chosen a few random horror tropes and thrown them together with no logic whatsoever. They added some nudity to try keep your attention but given she was randomly banging her seizuring boyfriend it made no sense at all. Give it a miss, there's nothing here for you.
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1/10
I want my 6.99 and my 1.5 hours back
feelingmary112 July 2019
I've had a broken arm that was less painful than watching this movie.About half way through the movie I was praying for death to come to ME.I grew up near Clinton Rd,this could have been a good story. Only pro....good aerial view of the road
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1/10
So many fake reviews
Constantine30612 March 2020
Either the reviews are fake or these people have zero standards. First off the cover art is a freaking lie. It implies there's a creature. Nope, not even one. Then there's the terrible soundtrack and score. It sounds like a failed DJ put this together after listening to his nieces dubstep and rap mixes. And the pacing is so slow that it makes the 78 minutes runtime feel like 2 hours. Oh, and the club scene makes me I honestly believe they started out making a completely separate film. There's about 20 minutes of footage taken inside of a club with the worst music known to mankind where we're exposed to nonsensical subplots that hold no relevance whatsoever to the main story. Additionally the actual plot makes zero sense. Nothing is explained and nothing about the events in the woods are scary. The film's pace hobbles along like the main protagonist to the point that it actually enacts how we've felt watching this crapfest from the start when we see one character helping another limp up a dirt road in real-time. The director and producers should have burned the negative and collected the insurance on this one cause this was a dumpster fire from start to finish.
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10/10
Had me hanging off my seat!
brianaaceti6 December 2019
Being from Jersey, I always heard stories about Clinton Road. So, when I came across this film, I was really excited to watch it. While it was scary at times, I couldn't look away. Awesome storyline and cast. Definitely a great movie for those of you who like thrillers. Especially since it is based on an actual road. Highly recommend!
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7/10
Finally they did it
smoothclipper5 October 2019
I've been waiting for somebody to make a movie about this place and they finally did it! Who doesn't love Ice-T? I thought he did a great job in this movie and the rest of the cast. Wish the story held on mid-way but still we were glued to the screen to the very end. Bravo
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2/10
Time-wasting of a movie
coflorida9 May 2020
There wasn't a single thing scary about this flick. All those 9 & 10 ratings are clearly from people who worked on the film or family and friends.

Budget: $2,500,000 (estimated)

Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $50,400

9/10 stars...?? Yeah right....
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1/10
Where is the unwatch button
carlosandres08426 July 2020
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Plain as it gets , I literally fell for the fake reviews , maybe if you're from jersey and you know a little about the story behind Clinton road you could find some kind of redemption about this film , but overall is very sad ...
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2/10
Horrible Movie with Multiple Unrelated Storylines
john_a_k13 March 2020
Just a bad movie all around. Ice T has basically a cameo in the movie, all the main actors are nobody's. All the people giving the movie good reviews mention the local folklore around the area, but fail to mention that the movie itself is totally different and poorly done.
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1/10
Holy cow terribly bad!
Thomazgunzz20 June 2019
If I could give less than 1 star I would Do not waste your time on this film I mean seriously it is bad really really bad. There is no other way to describe it.
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2/10
Unbelievable bad
ricardotamez4 July 2019
It is really so bad in all aspects that I cant believe it was made
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2/10
Don't Let My Rating Fool You
Astaroth2217 December 2019
As a "horror" it's a "1." But as a comedy, which is really what it is, it's a "2." Appearances made by Eric Roberts, Ice-T, Big Puss, and that kid from Big Brother was a nice touch though. Baffling that any of them wouldn't have rejected the part after reading how bad the script was. Who knows though ... maybe they needed the money?
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1/10
I would rather have my teeth pulled
johnwillyn-2456419 July 2020
This movie could have been an incredible movie if it had a better script and better actors . Watching this movie was painful....
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1/10
WOW
joeywilliamilc23 June 2019
Worst horror / paranormal movie I have EVER seen in my whole life! The acting is Fake. The paranormal aspects are so plain, that it should not be classified as paranormal at all! Horror movie they say HA! I feel asleep 7 times watching this.
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8/10
Well Done
irina_rivers3 October 2019
Just seen it on Prime and it kept us entertained. Eric Roberts is a great actor, he was a stand out. Don't judge the rating on here till you see it!
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7/10
Movies like this I feel should have one that this one don't
donaldwaynestephens14 July 2023
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"Survivor or Survivors"

This Film has a good story line and characters, the acting is great and the play off one another very well. I myself was disappointed when they killed the leading lady and the ending was a lil disappointing but as far as haunting a and paranormal movies this one I would say needs to be listed on your must see. I may even watch it again. It is a movie that has you liking some characters, despising one or two and loving the rest but not for their acting for the fact they play their roles so well. The film could have got into a little more of the history but even with out it I enjoyed this film I say watch and let everyone know you thoughts of the film.
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3/10
Not very good.
park-april12 May 2020
I was pretty shocked when I heard about this movie so I decided to watch it on Prime and I was sadly disappointed. Now when I first started watching it Mike's light and it was hell because I saw a few big names but these big names had small parts. Small portion of the last half of the movie is the actual horror part and it wasn't very scary at that it just reminded me of very low budget film a low budget film with really big names in it they could have done much much better
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1/10
Stinker
dadward7 July 2019
The two headliners were 2 minute cameos. Words cannot describe how slow and idiotic this movie was. To top it off,the ending was trying to be thought provoking and was instead lame
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1/10
Should be 1/4 star!
rldecaso14 July 2019
How can this be a horror film?!?! Ridiculously stupid movie: no plot, no answers, horrible acting!! Since I can't get my wasted time back watching this garbage & would like my $6.99 rental fee returned! Don't waste your time... 10 thumbs down πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
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