- Kendall Knight: James, you're orange, and you look like a freak.
- James Diamond: Actually, I'm mangerine, as in Mangerine Action Tan by Cuda. In Hollywood, if you can't tan with the big boys...
- [laughs]
- James Diamond: ...don't even bother showing up at all.
- Psychiatrist: I feel like I've been kissed by the sun.
- James Diamond: Work it, Doc! You look tan-tastic!
- Buddha Bob: You know, Katie, if I learned one thing in business school, it's that you can get out of any contract.
- Katie Knight: You went to business school?
- Buddha Bob: Does a T-bond's value move in the opposite direction of its yield?
- Katie Knight: Dude, I'm ten. All I know is that Bitters just jacked my blender.
- James Diamond: Knock-knock.
- Kendall Knight, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell, Gustavo Rocque, Kelly Wainwright, Jennifer 1, Jennifer 3: Who's there?
- James Diamond: Orange.
- Kendall Knight, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell, Gustavo Rocque, Kelly Wainwright, Jennifer 1, Jennifer 3: Orange who?
- James Diamond: Orange you glad I brought enough Mangerine Action Tan Spray for EVERYBODY!
- [everyone screams and runs out of the office]
- Carlos Garcia: Yo, Gustav! I want a solo on the next album or record.
- Jennifer 1, Jennifer 3: And his new name is Jennifer.
- Carlos Garcia: Okay, maybe not that, but the band's name is now Carlos and the Rush.
- Gustavo Rocque: Well, you and your princess posse can take this and...
- Logan Mitchell: [pounding on his bangos] Everybody chill it out, and hop aboard the Logan train, whoo-whoo, to Mellow-ville. Bink. Chill.