John Magaro crédité pour le rôle de...
Charlie Geller
- Casey: What am I supposed to do? Write a piece called "We're all fucked"?
- Charlie Geller: Yes! That's a perfect title!
- JP Morgan Employee: Ted had asked me to do some meeting prep but I couldn't find any marketing material on you guys.
- Charlie Geller: Oh, we just moved here from Boulder.
- JP Morgan Employee: Yeah. Well, can we see your offering documents
- Charlie Geller: Well, Brownfield is its own money.
- Jamie Shipley: It's our money.
- JP Morgan Employee: Well, can you tell us how much you manage?
- Charlie Geller: Of course. We're doing 30 million right now, uh, but we started four years ago with 110 thousand. So, as you can see, that's pretty phenomenal returns.
- Jamie Shipley: We want to get an ISDA agreement so we can deal in long-term options.
- [subtitled: ISDA Agreement: An agreement that lets an investor sit at the 'big boy table' and make high level trades not available to stupid amateurs.Trying to be a high stakes trader without an ISDA is like trying to win the Indy 500 riding a llama]
- JP Morgan Employee: [in a slightly condescending tone] That's really cool. That is SO cool.
- Charlie Geller: Thank you.
- JP Morgan Employee: But, uh... you guys are under the capital requirements for an ISDA.
- JP Morgan Employee: By how much?
- JP Morgan Employee: [thinking] Uh... how much? One billion, four hundred seventy million. So... a lot.
- Charlie Geller: This makes us look bad, doesn't it? That we didn't know what the capital requirements were?
- JP Morgan Employee: Uh... it's not great. But keep up those returns and give us a call way down the line, you know. Okay?
- Charlie Geller: Our investment-strategy was simple. People hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood.
- Casey: Thanks for coming guys, totally fucking awesome to see you.
- Charlie Geller: Yeah. Casey, I've always hated you because you were a prick in college and you are a prick today!
- Casey: Thanks Charlie! Still living with your mom?
- Charlie Geller: Did you get a chance to take a look at what we sent you, Ben?
- Ben Rickert: Alright, Charlie, I did. Hang on.
- [Long pause]
- Charlie Geller: Ben, are you still there?
- Ben Rickert: Yeah. I'll be honest, gentlemen; it scared the shit out of me.
- Charlie Geller: That's a good thing, right? That means that Vennett guy is not wrong?
- Ben Rickert: No, he's not.
- Charlie Geller: Look, either we're right or we're wrong in a giant, giant way. And if we're wrong, then we gotta find someone to help us get out of this trade.
- Jamie Shipley: I'm not feeling remotely confident that we're right. and if we're wrong, who's gonna tell us? who understands this stuff? It makes no sense!
- Charlie Geller: This isn't how I pictured it.
- Jamie Shipley: What did you think you'd find?
- Charlie Geller: I don't know. Grown-ups.