Norm of the North (2016)

Rob Schneider: Norm

Quotes 

• Vera : Are you ready to come out, Norm?

  Norm : [awkwardly, while wearing a flamboyant costume]  I think i just did.

• Norm : Baaaack up, dancers. Let's show them who we *really* are.

• Norm : Any last words before I eat you?

• Norm : We've really got our work cut out for us. What can a bear like me do in a city like this?

• Norm : [to the three lemmings]  Someone's coming. Act natural.

  [the lemmings start farting] 

  Norm : [in disgust]  Not *THAT* natural!

• Olympia : Hmmm, so let's see. You're approximately 500 kilograms, exact skull and nose proportions.

  Norm : I don't know what you're talking about. I only weight 149 pounds, just like the average American male.

  Olympia : Please, i know exactly what you're doing, Norm.

  Norm : Huh?

  Olympia : You're saving the arctic, you're home! So i'm thinking, maybe we can work together... and you can save MY home in the process.

  Mr. Greene : [angrily to Vera]  ... you and me, i'll tell ya...

  [starts screaming in gibberish] 

• Norm : Lemming! Look out!

  [three of the cavies are squished by an elevator, only to a second later remain intact] 

  Norm : Waaaait for it... Geez, they don't call this place a concrete jungle for nothing.

• Norm : Dinner is served. Oof!

  [breaks a chair] 

  Norm : What? I'm big-boned.