Deep in the Valley: DVD Naked Commentary (2010 Video)

Christine Nguyen: Host - Misty Rain

Quotes 

• Host : The filmmakers would like to point out that it is illegal to sell cigarettes or alcohol to minors. Porn, however, is available to anyone who lies about their age on-line.

• [last lines] 

  Host : Hmm, nothing like a happy ending to make you feel warm all over. Thanks for heading *deep* into the valley with me. I had a *swell* time, and I hope you did too. Hey! Eyes up here!

  [points to her own eyes] 

  Host : At least for the last few seconds I'm on screen. On behalf of writer/director Christian Forte, the producers, cast, crew, and the towns of Chatsworth and Van Nuys, "Please, come again!"

• [first lines] 

  Host : Hi, fellow cinephiles. My name is Professor Misty Rain, film historian, actress, and former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. I'm here to help you take a long, hard look at the making of "Deep in the Valley". We'll be spending the next ninety minutes together, so I suggest *you* get comfortable. I think I might do the same.

  [removes clip from hair allowing it to fall around her shoulders] 

  Host : It gets so hot

  [unbuttoning three buttons on her blouse] 

  Host : so fast in here with all these lights. That's better. Now, let's get on with the commentary.