Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

The Super-Batman of Planet X! (2010)

Diedrich Bader: Batman

Quotes 

• Batman : I don't believe it. Who are you?

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Who are you?

  Batman : I'm Batman of Earth. I've been stranded here.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then, welcome to the planet Zurr-En-Arrh. Here, I'm Batman.

  Batman : Given the infinite possibilities in an infinite universe, it's logical two Batmen would come to exist on two separate planets.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then I assume, as a crime-fighter, that you too were inspired by one of these?

  Batman : [he's shown a hologram of a Zurr-En-Arrh bat]  Uh, something like that.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : It's good to have you here. I can always use more help keeping Gothtropolis safe. At least until we can figure out a way to get you home.

• Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Batman, this is my butler. Raised me from a child, actually.

  Alpha-Red : A pleasure, sir.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Now, if you'll lie down...

  [scanning Batman] 

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Interesting. Your muscles and tissues have been augmented.

  Batman : How?

  Alpha-Red : Perhaps exposure to atmospheric elements dissimilar to the subject's home planet.

  Batman : List Zurr-En-Arrh atmospheric elements, please.

  Alpha-Red : Nitrogen, oxygen, rhodon...

  Batman : Rhodon? That doesn't sound familiar.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Of course. Exposure to rhodon could alter the subject's tissue to provide the abilities presented.

  Batman : One mystery solved. Now we can work on the other one. Getting me back home.

  Alpha-Red : That must wait, sir. Master Tlano is expected at work in his civilian identity.

  Batman : Go. I'll find a way to keep busy.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then I'm off to the paper.

• Batman : I understand how you feel.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Do you?

  Batman : I wouldn't like it either if an alien with superpowers came to Earth to do my job.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [sarcastic]  That makes me feel a lot better. Look, we still don't fully understand these powers. There could be side effects.

  [an alarm sounds] 

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul again? So quickly?

  Batman : Don't worry, I'll have him back in jail in no time.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [dryly, as Batman flies away]  I'll catch up.

• Green Arrow : What is that?

  Batman : The combination of energy from the blast and my shields has created a wormhole. It's pulling me in.

  Green Arrow : [after the wormhole closes]  Figures he'd leave me to do all the hard work.

• Vilsi Vaylar : [watching Batman in action]  He's incredible.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Hit a stabilizer coil. Lucky shot.

  Batman : Impressive. I could get used to this.

• Rohtul : Who are you?

  Batman : Your worst nightmare. A Batman with superpowers.

• Vilsi Vaylar : That was quite a show. What's your story?

  Batman : Just a friend visiting from out of town, miss.

• Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Incredible. You just lifted the equivalent of 270,000 samilats.

  Batman : Is that a lot?

• Batman : Never thought I'd be fighting for truth, justice, and the Zurr-En-Arrh way. I just wonder how Green Arrow's doing without me.

  Green Arrow : [back on Earth]  Wherever you are, Batman, you owe me big time.

• Vilsi Vaylar : Well, if it isn't Tlano. I was thinking you'd fallen off the face of Zurr-En-Arrh.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, hello, Vilsi. No, no, just locked my keys in my transport.

  [accidentally knocking items off of her desk] 

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, my. Sorry about that.

  Vilsi Vaylar : Well, you missed the big story. There's an incredible new hero in town.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [incredulous]  He can't be more incredible than Batman.

  Vilsi Vaylar : [happening to see the other Batman fly by]  See for yourself.

  Batman : [outside, to himself]  Let's give these powers a spin.

• Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : You had quite an afternoon.

  Batman : I'd call it a good start. I eliminated organized crime in the city's north end, reforested a wildfire area, and stopped 37 crimes in progress. What did you do today?

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : I, um, wrote a headline about what you did today.

• Green Arrow : What's the matter, Batman? Your Batrocket can't keep up with my Arrow-orbiter?

  Batman : This is not about racing, Green Arrow. It's about stopping those pirates from getting away with the Emerald Eye of Ekron.

  Green Arrow : [he thrusts his ship faster]  Oh, no, you don't. Those creeps are mine.

  Batman : [watching him fire his weapons]  Guess your targeting system is off. I could fix it for you later, if you'd like.

• Batman : [developing superpowers]  Looks like I'm robot-proof. Let's see if they're Batman-proof.

• Kanjar Ro : Did you bring the money?

  Doc Magnus : Relax, my friend. Just beam us the weapon energizers and the money is all yours.

  Kanjar Ro : The money first.

  Batman : That's not how we do business, Kanjar Ro.

  Kanjar Ro : No, but something's not right about your partner, Matches. I wonder, can he be trusted?

  Doc Magnus : Can I be trusted?

  [laughing] 

  Doc Magnus : Hey, does Cygnus IV have seven moons, my main man?

  Kanjar Ro : [drawing a blaster]  Cygnus IV doesn't have any moons.

  Batman : [pulling off his disguise]  Forget it, Dr. Magnus. Our cover's blown.

  Kanjar Ro : Batman! Too bad you're still outnumbered.

  Batman : You might want to do the math again, Kanjar Ro.

  Doc Magnus : [throwing his suitcase]  Metal Men, attack!

• Doc Magnus : That was more exciting than three days in my lab. So, when's our next undercover assignment, partner?

  Batman : Uh... I'll be in touch.

• Vilsi Vaylar : You sprayed this other Batman with a polymer compound to shield him from rhodon exposure?

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Correct, Vilsi.

  Vilsi Vaylar : Miss having those powers?

  Batman : Frankly, it's a relief not to have them. It's too easy to depend on them and forget...

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : What got you where you are.

  Batman : [a wormhole opens in the sky]  Speaking of what got me where I am...

• Rohtul : Looks like your favorite reporter got a little too close to her story, Batman.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul, you maniac.

  Rohtul : Correction. *Brilliant* maniac, Batman.

  Batman , Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Don't worry, I have a plan.

• Rohtul : Funny thing about rhodon, it interacts with a common mineral to become poisonous to an earthman's physiognomy. Maybe you've heard of this mineral, quartz?

  Batman : [weakly]  Stupid. Too busy enjoying my powers. Hoisted on my own petard.

• Batman : My energy is coming back, but my powers are gone.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : You can still help me out, though, right?

  Batman : Just watch me.

• Batman : Make this easy, Rohtul. Surrender now so I don't humiliate you in front of everyone.

  Rohtul : As wonderful as that sounds, I think I'll decline.

• Green Arrow : Found you. Took me a little while to figure out how to create a wormhole, but...

  [accidentally crushing a bit of his ship's canopy] 

  Green Arrow : Huh? Well, something must've weakened my orbiter's structural integrity.

  Batman : Actually, Arrow, it's...

  Green Arrow : [jumping out, he floats into the sky]  Aah! Huh? Whoa. Hoo-hoo! I can't believe it! I have superpowers?

  [flying around] 

  Green Arrow : Oh, yeah, this is fantastic! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. Whoo! Wow, right over here, Bats! Loopity-loopity. Ha, ha. Hey. Whoo-hoo! Whoa. Ha, ha.

  [the other Batman indicates his can of polymer compound] 

  Green Arrow : Oh, you didn't think I could do this one, but I got you right there! Ha, ha.

  [as Arrow flies by, he's sprayed with the polymer and falls to the ground] 

  Green Arrow : Oh, great. Two Batmen who won't let me have any fun.

• Mugger : [holding a family at gunpoint]  Too bad the kid's gonna lose his parents over a family knickknack.

  Batman : The only thing he's going to lose is the fear of criminal scum like you.

  [throwing a batarang, it makes a small hole in the wall] 

  Batman : Huh?

  [thinking] 

  Batman : What a sad planet. Plagued by both crime and poor building codes.