Home Economics (TV Series)

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June Diane Raphael: Lauren

Quotes 

• Lauren : Being divorced is the best. You have nobody to answer to. Like tonight, after this, I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna take a bath, and eat a chunk of cheese like it's an apple.

  Connor : Maybe you're right. Maybe I need to eat more bath cheese and stop chasing some feeling that always seems to end up in sadness.

  Lauren : Now you're getting it. Feelings are for dummies.

• Lauren : [Connor enters the lighting booth]  Mr. Hayworth?

  Connor : Oh, Vice Principal Lauren. I was just, um... you mind if I watch in the booth?

  Lauren : Sure. Margot won't find you here.

  Connor : Oh, you saw that? Yeah, she gave me the key to her apartment.

  Lauren : There's a lot of those in the lost and found.

  Connor : I just needed a break from all these people.

  Lauren : I don't blame you. They're the worst.

  Connor : Shouldn't the vice principal at least, I don't know, pretend to like the parents?

  Lauren : You know what, that's actually... huh, that's a really good point.

  Connor : No problem.

  Lauren : No, I'm gonna take that with me. Thanks so much.

  [pause] 

  Lauren : See, that was me pretending.

  Connor : Oh, wow.

  Lauren : Yep.

  Connor : I was convinced.