Home Economics (TV Series)
Mango THC Gummies, $18 (2022)
Topher Grace: Tom
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Quotes
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Tom : Huh... wow. That'll be interesting. At intermission, you're gonna be high as a kite.
Marina : It's fine. I just took one.
Tom : You took two.
Marina : Oh, right. This thing says the dosage is... half a gummy? Why the hell would they do that? Oh, my God, that's why I can't feel my hands. Oh, crap. Can you feel my hands?
Tom : Yes, I can feel your hands.
Marina : Okay, then maybe we'll be okay.
[abruptly exits as Tom follows]
Connor : Hey. How are you guys doing?
Marina : I'm high and I can't feel my hands.
Connor : Great, sweet.
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Marina : Yeah, it's done. You worked hard. You wrote something great. So now you deserve to relax. We deserve to relax. So... I got us these.
Tom : Um, we're not allowed to bring outside food into the theatre.
Marina : They're pot gummies.
Tom : [paniced] They're... pot?
Marina : Relax, narc. It's legal now.
Tom : On a state level, but federally, it's a mixed bag.
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Tom : Focus up. We can't let your boss see you like this.
Marina : Well, that's why we should stand still.
Tom : I told you, that's a myth. Steven Spielberg made it up for "Jurassic Park." And your boss is not a dinosaur.
[Denise enters]
Denise : Hey, have you seen Sarah? I thought she was backstage, but I can't find her.
Tom : No, but that gives me an idea. Can you hide Marina backstage so her boss doesn't see her high?
Denise : Oh, so we're both having a night.
Tom : Oh, yeah.
Denise : Well, where is she?
Tom : She's...
[slowly spins around]
Tom : Not here.
Denise : You lost your wife?
Tom : You lost your wife!
Denise : That's fair.
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Tom : Richard, hi. Hi.
[to Marina]
Tom : Should we get back in there? Oh, do you hear that? I think it's starting.
Richard : [flatly] I'm obviously excited to see the top half of Julia Child, but I'd like to hear Marina's response.
Marina : Uh, okay. Well, Richard...
[sighs]
Marina : Like, what is property?
Tom : [under his breath] Yikes.
Marina : You know? Like, do we own it, or in a way, does it own us?
Richard : That doesn't make much sense.
Tom : Yeah, well, I think what she's trying to say is that...
Tom , Marina : [interrupts Tom] Property is an abstract concept.
Tom : [under his breath] No.
Richard : I'm trying to follow you, but it's incredibly difficult.
Marina : Fine. I'm super high.
Tom : Marina...
Marina : Yeah. I was supposed to relax tonight. Tom was supposed to relax. We were all supposed to relax, but we can't because we're all paranoid about you and your questions. Questions, questions...
[snarling]
Tom : [steps between Marina and Richard] Hey, hey. We're very sorry, okay? She would never be like this at work. You know that.
Marina : [whimpers] The quest is on.
Tom : She's a very serious person.
Marina : Quest on!
Richard : Marina...
Marina : Hmmm.
Richard : I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there. Because I too am super high right now.
Tom , Marina : [overlapping] Say what? What?
Richard : I'm tripping balls. I ate two THC-enhanced sour straws. It's a 3 1/2 hour musical, Marina. That's unacceptable. I thought you would've known by the outrageous way I was acting.
Tom , Marina : [overlapping] No, not really. No. This is how you always are, Richard.
Richard : It's kind of you to lie like that. The only reason I was talking about work so much is, I was covering for how absolutely blazed I am right now. Just blitzed out of my skull. I'm higher than Jerry Garcia on the space shuttle. Nailed it.
Tom : Right. Well, great.
[chuckles]
Tom : I can't believe you're both high.
Richard : Don't be such a square, Tom.
[Tom looks perplexed]
Richard : Now, can you help me back to my seat? I can't feel my legs.
Marina : I can't feel my hands.
Tom : [herding Marina and Richard] Okay, well, let's get you guys back to your seats. Stick together. I don't want to lose anyone. Okay, that's enough food. Ooh, got you, buddy. Come on. This way.
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Marina : Okay, I'm taking your gummy too.
Tom : You sure that's a good idea?
Marina : It's fine. Worst case, I fall asleep.
[whispering]
Marina : Which is also best case.
Richard : Marina!
Marina : That's weird. It's already kicking in. I thought I just heard my boss.
Richard : Marina! Marina!
Marina : And now I think I'm seeing my boss.
Tom : Wait, that's Robot Richard?
Marina : Yep, he's utterly emotionless.
Richard : [flatly] Marina, I thought that was you, and it was. What a pleasant surprise.
Marina : [irritated] What are you doing here? I mean,
[cheerfully]
Marina : Richard, hi! What are you... what are you doing here?
Richard : I have a niece in the show. She's playing Clara Barton, the founder of the Red Cross. As you can tell, I'm over the moon.
Tom : [perplexed] Huh.
Marina : Our niece is in the show too.
Richard : What a funny coincidence, Marina. I'm very excited that we ran into each other.
Tom : Are you?
Richard : Don't I sound excited?
Tom : Oh, no, yeah. No, very.