Elena Undone (2010)

Mary Jane Wells: Wave

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• Wave : [to Peyton]  When I say do stuff that feels good, I don't mean do straight, married stuff!

• Peyton : I'm gonna make myself less available. Actually, unavailable.

  Wave : Ohhhh. The I'm-too-busy-and-too-much-of-a-chicken-shit-to-tell-you-what's-really-going-on, fade-into-the-woodwork treatment.

• Peyton : [after describing her passionate night with Elena]  It is a good thing she is not a controlled substance.

  Wave : Yeah. She's far more dangerous. What you are doing is the very definition of insanity. You slept with a gorgeous straight housewife, who's never had sex with a woman before. And she thinks she's died and gone to heaven. Now what?

  Peyton : What happened to you telling me to do things that make me feel good?

  Wave : Okay, I am trying to put my cynicism on one side.

  Peyton : Good, 'cause I'd just like to stay in my happy place for a second more, if you don't mind.

  Wave : Happy place? Yeah, you two walk off into the sunset, no dead bodies strewn behind...

  Peyton : Are you done now?

  Wave : Probably.

  Peyton : That's great. Now I have this big fat foreclosure sign on my happy place.

• Wave : Remember that chick I was seeing on Friday? She was dating Erin *and* my ex.

  Peyton : I don't even want to hear it. You said your eyes were wide open.

  Wave : Yeah, well. I'm legally blind in my left eye, so thank you very much for your sensitivity.

• Wave : I think it's getting a little bit out of control, no? The unbuttoning of the shirt... What about all the eye blazing that goes on between you? I mean, come on. Who does that?

  Peyton : Eye blazing? Seriously?

  Wave : You're the writer, call it what you want.

• Wave : [to Peyton about her ex]  Honestly, I don't why you wanted to procreate with her anyway. I mean, you have seen "Rosemary's Baby".

• Wave : You've got to grow some mini cajones, stat. You've gotta tell her what's going on.

  Peyton : No... I can't.

  Wave : Peyton, she's straight. And married. To a pastor! Not to mention she's culturally challenged. I mean, it's kind of twisted how much you've got going against you.

• Peyton : At least with Margaret, we were compatible.

  Wave : [laughs]  Lombard, I've known you since high school, and you were with her because she was safe. There was about as much passion between you and Devil Woman as a bloody rice cracker. I mean, they're very nice. But I don't want one in my vagina, and I'm absolutely sure that you don't either.