- Sprig Plantar: Wait! "Suspicion Island"'s not real?
- Polly Plantar: Doi!
- Anne Boonchuy: Don't be so gullible, dude.
- Anne Boonchuy: Primthistle Manor!
- Sprig Plantar: Lord Frankerton!
- Polly Plantar: And Lady Frankton!
- Lord Frankerton: [American accent] What do y'all think yer doin'? This is a closed set!
- Anne Boonchuy: Wait, your accent isn't real?
- Sprig Plantar: Who's gullible now, Anne?
- Anne Boonchuy: Welcome to Hollywood! Impressive, right, HP?
- Hop Pop: Why, it's almost as if your world actually *respects* actors!
- Anne Boonchuy: Respects them? Ha! Around here, people worship them AS GODS!
- Hop Pop: If only that were me. I know my acting career didn't really pan out, but maybe I'd have a shot in this world!
- Anne Boonchuy: Possibly. But Mr. X is after us and he's seen you, so we need to keep a low profile.
- Sprig Plantar, Polly Plantar: He's gone.
- Anne Boonchuy: He's what?
- Hop Pop: Hollywood, here I come!
- Anne Boonchuy: [growls, sighs] You know what? I do not have the energy for this.
- Hop Pop: This whole experience has taught me that the *real* power is *behind* the camera!
- Anne Boonchuy: Wait! You don't mean...
- Hop Pop: That's right, Anne! From now on, I wanna be a director!
- [Anne indignantly kicks Hop Pop out of the golf cart]