Scrubs (TV Series)

Our Mysteries (2009)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• [Lucy is practicing drawing blood from JD before her graded exam. JD is distracted, thinking about a negative teacher evaluation he received] 

  Lucy Bennett : Thanks for letting me practice on you, Dr. D. I don't know why I'm having such a hard time with this procedure.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : How could anybody hate me? I'm literally bleeding for you guys.

  [Lucy mis-aims her needle and hurts JD] 

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : . Ow! That's a muscle. Aim for the blue lines.