Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Long Arm of the Law! (2009)

Jeffrey Combs: Kite Man

Quotes 

• Plastic Man : Come on, Bats. Maybe we're not...

  Kite Man : [with Ramona, the baby, and the dog tied to his kite]  Too late! Soon, I'll have the retribution you owe me, Plastic Man. Consider this just a down payment!

  Plastic Man : What have I done?

• Plastic Man : Yes! I am back, baby! Whoo!

  [dodging a laser blast] 

  Plastic Man : Woozy, turn that thing off.

  Woozy Winks : I'm trying, I'm trying.

  [a ray hits Kite Man, who then adopts the properties of Plastic Man's powers] 

  Kite Man : Oh, you cannot be serious.

• Kite Man : Those years in jail kept me from achieving my own greatness. But when people hear how I used a kite for my fiendish revenge, I'll be the most famous kite-related person in history.

  [tying up Batman] 

  Kite Man : Now that I've taken care of any unwanted interference, Eel, step out here where I can shoot you more easily.

  Batman : O'Brien, you don't have to...

  Plastic Man : But I do, Bats. Thanks to me, my family's in danger. I have to make this right. All right, Kite Man, you win.

  Kite Man : Of course, I do. My ray will turn you into a petrified statue for my mantle. That is, if I don't smash you to bits.

  Batman : [after he fires the ray]  Okay, Kite Man, now release the hostages.

  Kite Man : As you wish.

  [snapping at Rubberneck, the kite to which Ramona, the baby, and the dog are lashed begins to fly away with the wind] 

• Plastic Man : Where are we?

  Batman : The Franklin Museum. Founded by the most famous kite flyer of them all: Benjamin Franklin.

  Kite Man : Very good, Batman.

  Plastic Man : Where's my family, Kite Man?

  Woozy Winks : Plas! Look!

  Plastic Man : [seeing them tied up to a kite outside]  You are one sick individual.

  Kite Man : Perhaps, but it wasn't always that way. As a boy, I was obsessed with Ben Franklin. I even re-created the famous electricity experiment. But I was brash. I cut corners, ignored safety precautions.

  Batman : The resulting lightning strike caused a psychological trauma that forced you into a life of kite-centric crime.

  Kite Man : Ben Franklin was a fraud. What did this so-called great man ever give us?

  Woozy Winks : Bifocals.

  Plastic Man : The Franklin stove.

  Rubberneck : Daylight savings time.

  Kite Man : Never mind! The only thing that matters is that tonight, I will have my vengeance.

• Kite Man : With this piece of Plastic Man's body, I've decoded his molecular structure and developed a theta ray that will not only affect him, but anyone it hits.

  [demonstrating the ray] 

  Kite Man : Finally, Plastic Man will pay for those years I spent in prison. But first, I need an industrial power module to strengthen the beam. That is your job, Rubberneck. Do not fail me.

  Rubberneck : What was the middle part?