How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Last Cigarette Ever (2009)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : Remember when we could smoke inside bars?

  [Flashback: the bar is so full of smoke it's hard to see anything] 

  Ted Mosby : I think that woman over there is looking at me.

  Barney Stinson : That's a chair, but go ahead, hit that.

  Marshall Eriksen : [Unseen]  Hey guys? Where are you? Marco!

  Ted Mosby , Barney Stinson : Polo!

• Robin Scherbatsky : If I can't even get my best friends to watch, who's gonna watch?

  Marshall Eriksen : Lots of people! You've got bed ridden insomniacs, bums camping outside a department store, people waiting in the ER, where the TV is in a cage so you can't change the channel...

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, do you have any stalkers?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah. But even Leonard won't watch the show.

• Marshall Eriksen : He fired what's his face, Ted! And what's his face was invaluable!

  Ted Mosby : Look I can understand you getting upset, but it's not worth killing yourself over.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah, wait till you get laid off then kill yourself, like what's his face. Although, I guess now it's more like... where's his face...