Kieran Fallon credited as playing...
Self
- Kieran Fallon: I actually, uh, I put up a, you know, I was putting up all my convention tags, um, because now conventions are coming back and I have the, uh, Too Many Games 2012 that you signed because, I oh, I stood in line for about an hour to meet you then...
- James Rolfe: That's funny because I don't remember that.
- Kieran Fallon: Yeah, I do!
- Self - Guest: They're waiting for sergeant Kieran to come back that's what it is.
- Kieran Fallon: Hopefully when, when you know the radio waves of Youtube are projected into the universe there's an alien that's like watching this podcast, he's like "that motherfucker, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go down there and I'm gonna give a piece of my mind" and I'll be waiting you alien piece of shit. I will fuck you up and I will...
- Justin Silverman: Isn't that the plot of Galaxy Quest?
- Self - Guest: Is it?
- Justin Silverman: Yeah.
- Kieran Fallon: I want them to come in here so I can slap the shit out of them and then I'm gonna go on the top rope and I'm gonna elbow drop down on that alien chest and I'm going to knock the wind right out of that... if he even breathes.
- James Rolfe: I picture it like the xenomorphs, I picture it like you're going up against, like, like this would be like Alien 8 or something. I don't know.
- Kieran Fallon: Well those things I don't think are even intelligent enough to watch Youtube because they're fucking dumb xenomorph stupid piece of shit, coming out of eggs popping out of chests, spitting acid with your weird little mouth inside your mouth...
- Justin Silverman: I like how you're cutting a promo against the aliens.
- Kieran Fallon: You come down to earth and we're gonna have some words. I'm gonna take you, I'm gonna, I'm gonna slap you down, pin ya, one, two, three. Aliens, you're going back home, you're gonna look like a bunch of bitch-ass losers in front of all your alien people. All the aliens are going to cry and laugh at you and one might even fart in your face.
- Self - Guest: You've been waiting all week to say that, aren't you?
- Kieran Fallon: This is all just out of nowhere, I don't really know where this is coming from.
- Self - Guest: You guys wanna talk about aliens? That's why I'm here. You wanna talk about UFOs.
- [looks to Kieran]
- Self - Guest: Why you laughing?
- Kieran Fallon: No, it just made me think of this thing from...
- Self - Guest: What?
- Kieran Fallon: From... from Nickelodeon videos.
- Self - Guest: [laughs] Okay.
- Kieran Fallon: Can I say one more thing about aliens?
- Justin Silverman: No.
- Self - Guest: You've got a lot to say about aliens, dude.
- Kieran Fallon: I just want to piss off every alien in the universe with this podcast episode, I want them all so mad should that they fly here immediately and exterminate the human race and it's my fault.
- James Rolfe: If they're watching, they should watch my review of the Alien movies on Monster Madness.