Borderlands (2009 Video Game)

Mikey Neumann: Scooter, Midget Bandit

Quotes 

• Scooter : That Catch-A-Ride station is more busted than my momma's girly parts. I'd appreciate you taking a poke at that.

  Scooter : [brief pause]  Uh, I mean the Catch-A-Ride, not my mom.

  Scooter : [chuckles]  Hot dog down a skag den, you know what I mean?

• Scooter : Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon! That is a monster! That's gonna be sweet!

• Scooter : Hey! Name's Scooter! I's named after my sister. Hey, get you some wheels!