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3/10
FAKE BOOBS EVERYWHERE!!
TheCleansingofAmerica11 December 2022
Sooooooooooo much silicon in this silly documentary. People pay stupid amounts of money to party hahaha. Great concept for the entrepreneur behind it...like the Girls Gone Wild guy. But all good fun. Everyone is all about their looks and showing off their appearances. The most superficial of the very superficial-est...and as shallow as they come. This campy little documentary has it all...debauchery, hedonism, craziness, and mostly legalized sin. The sin that's not legal, is the shock of reality and darkness that comes with 24/7 alcohol and drug fueled partying. Don't have huge hopes watching, but you'll enjoy it.
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3/10
Fools with money
plex21 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I don't have any real issues with the couple this documentary centers around, they seem like a nice loving couple with healthy self-esteem and discipline, but I am compelled to ask them why?

Why go thru all of the trouble of saving money, prep, and exercise/dieting for this cruise?

At least what is presented to the viewer is a bunch of obnoxious Millennials and Generation-Y-ers who want to drink, do drugs, yell, and dance to loud EDM. Aren't those the same things offered in any dance-club in any given city? And at a fraction of the price? I'm not sure why this is called an "adult" cruise, they serve alcohol and provide dancing on regular cruises. The only difference is, there seems to be a lax policy on drug screening which will only invite/embolden drug dealers to take the cruise. There was an alleged rape that occurred during the filming. While some of the participants may dress in a more revealing fashion, there isn't any nudity allowed. There weren't any orgies or swinger-parties, so I am missing the part where this is an "adult" affair. It seem more to me this is a place where some pampered offspring goes to escape society for a week and are not overly concerned about the costs, as this cruise, considering what is offered and what is NOT, is very expensive.
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1/10
Skip It...You'll Thank Me Later
yanno-tom25 February 2022
52 minutes of Generation Y and Millennials screaming "WHOOOOO-HOOOOOOO", drinking, snorting drugs and smoking pot on a Carnival cruise ship. Please don't waste your time.
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