Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Stan Smith • Roger the Alien
- Jim James: [to Stan about Francine] Hey, is- is this your daughter?
- Stan Smith: Wife.
- Jim James: [impressed] Damn!
- Stan Smith: [about Jim James, the lead singer from My Morning Jacket] He makes Enya sound like a Russian couple arguing at the bowling alley.
- Roger the Alien: Francine, Courteney Cox played a chef on Friends. Your cooking is worse than her acting!
- Roger the Alien: Spoiler alert! The sweet potatoes suck. How can sweet potatoes not be sweet? Hmm? Frannie, how'd you take the sweet out of the potatoes?
- Francine Smith: Stan, all you ever feel is anger. Why is that the only emotion you can express?
- Stan Smith: Because people make me mad all the time for being stupid about everything! Now, pass me the fucking sweet potatoes!
- Roger the Alien: [when he's dressed up as Hayley] Well, I'm gonna go beg for money on the beach since I'm dressed for it.