Steve Carell nel ruolo di...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: I've made some empty promises in my life, but, hands down, that was the most generous.
- Erin Hannon: Hey Pam, do you have a sec to check over this itinerary?
- Pam Beesly: [glances at it] Looks great.
- Erin Hannon: Oh, did you really look it over? Felt like maybe you didn't.
- Pam Beesly: Okay.
- [picks up and reads sheet]
- Pam Beesly: The Michael Scott Foundation is still in existence?
- Michael Scott: There you are. I don't think we have finished with my Inbox.
- Phyllis Vance: What's "Scott's Tots"?
- Stanley Hudson: [begins laughing uproariously] Has it really been ten years?
- [cut to talking head with Stanley]
- Stanley Hudson: [shows newspaper article and reads] "Local businessman pledges college tuition to third graders"!
- Michael Scott: You are also on record as saying "wittle-ittle", "footy-wooties", "num-nums", "jammies", "make boom-boom", "widicuwous", and "Wode Iwand".
- Michael Scott: There have been reports around the office that you have been talking baby talk.
- Andy Bernard: Why would people say that?
- Michael Scott: Well, I have it on good authority that you said the following.
- [hands Andy a card]
- Michael Scott: Can you read that back to me?
- Andy Bernard: "Andy have a boo-boo tummy."
- Michael Scott: Mm-hmm.
- Andy Bernard: Would you rather me say "Hey, guys, my irritable bowel syndrome is flaring up"?