- Pvt. Dick Simmons: Lopez is right! The Meta must have gotten here some how maybe he has a car somewhere... but where?
- Lopez: [In Spanish] Maybe he cloaked it, that's what I would do.
- Donut: No Lopez a garage is too obvious, we need to think of something crazier.
- Lopez: [In Spanish] Stop translating for me.
- Donut: Crazier!
- Lopez: [In Spanish] That wasn't even a suggestion!
- Pvt. Dick Simmons: Well it's obvious Lopez is just having an off day, so let's just ignore him.
- Lopez: [In Spanish] Fuck you guys.
- Epsilon-Church: Crap. Instead of turning *on* my long-term memory, I think I just shut *off* my *short*-term memory.
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Oh... is that bad?
- Epsilon-Church: Huh? Is what bad?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Your memory thingy getting shut off.
- Epsilon-Church: Who shut off my memory?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: You did.
- Epsilon-Church: I did what?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Shut off your memory.
- Epsilon-Church: Why do you want me to shut off my memory?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: No, it's already shut off.
- Epsilon-Church: What is?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Your memory.
- Epsilon-Church: Yeah, what about it?
- Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker: Wow. Well, this is a drastic improvement. Hey, you!
- Epsilon-Church: [turns to look at Tucker] Me?
- Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker: Yes, you! Don't touch anything else or try to activate any computer stuff.
- Epsilon-Church: [pauses, then turns to Caboose] Are you gonna answer him?
- Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: [an explosion occurs outside the temple. The temple rumbles] Did you hear that?
- Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker: Aw, crap!
- Epsilon-Church: Oh my *God*, *why* are we *yelling* about?
- Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker: I think they busted into the temple!
- Epsilon-Church: Oh fuck, that sounds bad. Where's the temple?
- Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker: Jesus Christ, don't let him talk to me anymore!
- Epsilon-Church, Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Okay, don't talk to him.
- Pvt. 1st Class Lavernius Tucker: I can't fucking believe I have two of them now.