Left 4 Dead 2 (2009 Video Game)
Rochelle Aytes: Rochelle
Quotes
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Ellis : ["Dark Carnival"; arriving at Kiddie Land] Holy *shit,* guys - KIDDIE LAND!
Coach : Sometimes, it feels like we *baby-sittin',* doe'n't it?
Rochelle : He *is* making the best of a bad situation.
Nick : [alt. line] He's like a five-year-old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swearword in the English language.
Rochelle : [alt. line] I wish I could be that happy... ah, to hell with it. *WHOO! Kiddie Land!*
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[ridden by a Jockey]
Coach : Jockey on me!
Coach : Jockey on my back!
Coach : Gah, that thing's on me!
Coach : Ellis - Ellis, is that you? What the hell?
Ellis : Get this off my *back!*
Ellis : I got a Jockey on me!
Ellis : Sum*bitch* is on my back!
Ellis : This ain't right havin' this THING on me!
Ellis : *Git* this *thing* - *off* - *me!*
Ellis : This thing is *ridin'* me!
Ellis : *Is this thing humpin' me?*
Nick : Shoot this thing on my back!
Rochelle : I can't see! This thing is on me!
Rochelle : It's on my face!
Rochelle : [struggling] Let go! *Let* *go!*
Rochelle : LET GO LET GO LET GO LET GO!
[seeing a Jockey riding a fellow Survivor]
Coach : That ain't right for a man to be *ridden* like that.
Coach : *Damn*... that ain't right.
Ellis : Oh, looks like a monkey on a mule!
Ellis : Hey, where's that thing *goin'* with 'em?
Ellis : That's just humiliating!
Ellis : That don't look dignified!
Nick : Ten bucks says he takes 'em to the right.
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Ellis : [recovering from the Smoker attack, Ellis looks out the elevator window. His expression of disgust changes into shock as he sees hundreds of common infected in the mall's atrium] Holy *shit*...
[Coach offers his hand to Ellis, who takes it]
Rochelle : [giving Ellis a grenade launcher right after Coach helps him up] Hey. "Kill all sons-a-bitches", right?
[Ellis nods, grinning at his new toy]
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Ellis : ["Swamp Fever"; start of Plank Country] Nick, what the hell? You shot the pilot!
Nick : Well, he wasn't doing a good job once he became a zombie, now, was he?
Coach , Rochelle : That's true. If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it was probably when he stopped flying the chopper and attacked us.
Ellis : [alt. line] True, true, he *was* a zombie, but he was also our *only pilot!*
Nick : I shot a *zombie.* He was a *zombie,* Ellis. He must've gotten bitten before he picked us up.
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Nick : [when the group finds a working elevator] Technically, you're not supposed to use an elevator in a fire. But that might not apply during a *zombie apocalypse.*
[the group enters the elevator, where one member hits the button for the lobby]
Nick : [as the doors shut] Nick. Name's Nick. You all did good. What're your names?
Coach : People just call me Coach.
Rochelle : [to Ellis] Hey. Name's Rochelle. You?
Ellis : Ellis. It's a pleasure to meet you, Rochelle.
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Nick : ["The Parish"; the group climbs out of a sewer... into the middle of an impound lot] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! Watch where you shoot!
Ellis : *Shit.* They all got alarms.
Rochelle : Careful, alarm cars everywhere...
Coach : Everybody take it slow, now...
[the group starts moving through the lot]
Nick : Careful... *careful... *
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Rochelle : [picking up an ax] "Ax" me a question. I dare you.
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Coach : ["Dead Center"; initial encounter with Infected in the Hotel] Y'all know what the hell these things are?
Nick : These don't look like people...
Ellis : Zombies are real! I *knew* them movies were true!
Rochelle : You hear about them, but... until you see them...
Nick : I dunno about you, but I'm killing these things.
Coach : It's them or us.
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[when gooed by Spitter]
Coach : Wha - *SPIT!*
Coach : Damn Spitter got me!
Coach : God*dam*mit - GOO!
Ellis : I got Spitter shit on me!
Ellis : Ah, hell, man, Spitter goo!
Ellis : Goddamn GOO!
Nick : [multiple versions] I got hit by the burning goo shit!
Nick : God - *dam*mit, I'm - covered in goo!
Coach , Nick , Rochelle : Get outta the goo!
[gooed in "Dead Center"]
Coach : That female zombie jus' *spat* somethin' on me!
Coach : You have *got* to be *kiddin'* me...
Ellis : What the *hell?* 's he spittin' *fire?*
Ellis : Oh, great, now they're spittin' shit at us!
Ellis : Yo, somebody's gotta kill that zombie spittin' shit!
Nick : Ugh, what in the hell did that *thing* just *do?*
Nick : Ugh, *what* is this *shit* on me?
Nick : Ugh, *what* am I *covered* in?
Rochelle : Oh, geezus - this zombie spits burning shit!
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Ellis : [as Coach and Nick catch up with Ellis and Rochelle on the deserted hotel roof] Hey, where is everybody? Hellooooo?
Rochelle : Oh, this is not happening...
Ellis : Anyone here?
Rochelle : [Three helicopters are seen flying away from the city] This isn't happening... this isn't happening...
Coach : [angered] Thought they were supposed to be savin' our asses!
Nick : Looks like there's been a change of plans...
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["Dead Center"; grabbed by a Smoker]
Coach : I'm all wrapped up!
Coach : Hey! Where'm I gettin' dragged off to?
Ellis : Augh, I've been *lassoed!*
Ellis : I can't move - *help* - !
Ellis : I'm gettin' dragged away!
Ellis : Augh, where's this thing draggin' me?
Nick : What's this *shit?*
Nick : What th - ah, *gross shit!*
Nick : Freaking TONGUE?
Rochelle : Oh, shit! What the hell is goin' on?
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[pummeled by a Charger]
Coach , Ellis , Nick , Rochelle : CHARGER'S GOT ME!
Coach : Shoot this damn Charger!
Coach : Goddamn - *one-a y'all gonna shoot this thing?*
Coach : Don't stan' there! Kill this thing!
Coach : Charger's - *poundin'* me into the ground!
Ellis : Charger's rippin' me UP!
Ellis : *Kill* this *thing!*
Ellis : *Shoot* the damn thing!
Ellis : Just *shoot it!* SHOOT IT!
Nick : Could somebody shoot this *goddamn thing?*
Nick : Shoot the big guy poundin' me into the ground!
Rochelle : [grunts in pain] Don't *bash;* shoot!
Rochelle : Shoot it, shoot it, shoot this thing!
Rochelle : I ain't playin' with this thing, *help!*
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Ellis : [Swamp Fever; on the ferry boat in Plank Country] If y'all ask me, these swamp people got it all figured out. No cops, no rules...
Rochelle : No indoor plumbing?
Ellis : They figured out how to stop goin' to the bathroom? *Man,* that is a*maz*in'...
[understanding and disgust make his expression of impression go away]
Ellis : ... oh. No, wait... oh, I just got that. *Shit,* that's gross as hell.
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[when chased by a Witch]
Coach : The bitch is chasin' me!
Coach : Run! Run! Witch comin' through!
Coach : Shoot the Witch, *shoot the Witch!*
Coach : Oh, shit. WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!
Ellis : Comin' through! Witch on my ass!
Ellis : Run, I pissed 'er off!
Ellis : WITCH! WITCH! WITCH!
Nick : [2 versions] Ahhhhh I *pissed the Witch off!*
Nick : This bitch is chasin' me!
Nick : Witch coming! Witch coming!
Nick : Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! Shoot the Witch! *What are you doing? Shoot her!*
Rochelle : My bad, my bad, my bad!
Rochelle : Kill the damn thing!
["The Passing"; when chased by the Witch bride]
Coach : Ugly bride is chasin' me, man! Ugly bride is chasin' me!
Coach : Kill the bride! Kill the bride!
Ellis : Runaway bride, RUNAWAY BRIDE!
Ellis : Help here! Here comes the bride!
Ellis , Nick : Here comes the bride!
Rochelle : Ohhh, I've pissed off another bride!
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Whitaker : [one of the survivors puts the six-pack of cola in Whitaker's mail slot] Okay, that's my cola. Yes, yes. Put it in the slot!
[it goes in]
Whitaker : Thank you for that! Now, turn around. Y'all ever see a tanker explode?
Whitaker : [he fires a rocket at the blockade, opening up the road to the mall] placholder
Rochelle : [Whispering] Oh, shit, I think I grabbed diet cola. We should get outta here.
[Yelling to Whitaker]
Rochelle : Hey, thanks, mister!
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Rochelle : [the survivors arrive at a radio at the plantation house] Let's try the radio.
Ellis : [presses the button] Howdy.
Virgil : Well bonjour! It's real, real good to hear from someone; it's real quiet 'round here. Hey, now where is you folks at?
Ellis : We're at a plantation house.
Virgil : All right now, stay right where you is; I'm gonna come get ya.
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Virgil : [dropping the survivors off in Ducatel to fetch some diesel for his boat] Now I'll throw the anchor just off the shore, waitin' for ya. Signal at me when you get the gas.
Rochelle : This should be easy. We just need to grab some diesel.
Nick : You wanna hear a prediction?
Coach : [emphatically] No.
Nick : There's not going to be any gas. Watch.
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Coach : [hearing the radio] Those sound like soldiers! Somebody talk to 'em.
Nick : [alt. line] Hey, those are soldiers! Let's let 'em know we're here.
Nick : [picks up the radio] Um, Hello?
Ellis : [if Ellis picks up] Hello there!
Papa Gator : Rescue 7, that's coming from the bridge! Bridge, identify yourself.
[or]
Papa Gator : Bridge! Who is this?
Rochelle : This is someone who could use some help.
Coach : [if Coach answers] Hey! There's four of us on the bridge!
Nick : [if Nick answers] My name's Nick. There's four of us on the... on the west end of the bridge.
Ellis : [if Ellis answers] Name's Ellis! You?
[alternate line]
Ellis : Four people that could use some help, sir.
[alternate line]
Ellis : Uh, well well, shit, I'm Ellis, I got Rochelle here with me. Coach, and Nick.
Rochelle : [if Rochelle answers] Uh, sorry for using the radio, but, we are four survivors on the bridge.
[or just]
Rochelle : Four survivors on the bridge!
[or]
Rochelle : This is someone who could use some help!
Papa Gator : Bridge, are you immune?
Coach , Nick , Rochelle : [Coach, Nick, and Rochelle all say this line in different ways if they were the one who picked up the radio] We are NOT infected.
Ellis : [if Ellis answered] I ain't *sick*...!
[alt. line]
Ellis : I'm feelin' pretty good.
[or]
Ellis : I guess. I think so... Whaddya mean?
Rochelle : [if Rochelle answered] We're not infected! Listen, we...
[she is interrupted]
Papa Gator : [response to any of them] Negative Bridge. Are you IMMUNE? Have you encountered the infected?
Coach : *Encountered*? Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke and eyeballs and twenty other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SHIT.
Rochelle : Yeah, yes, yes, we are immune.
[or an alternate line]
Rochelle : Okay. We just ran up here covered in blood getting chased by zombies. Do you *think* we've encountered infected? LET US THROUGH THE DAMN BRIDGE!
Nick : [if Nick answered] Yeah, you could say that.
Ellis : [if Ellis answered] We fought zombies, yeah!
[or]
Ellis : Well hell, yeah, we fought zombies!
Papa Gator : Rescue Seven, are you equipped for carriers?
Rescue 7 : Affirmative, Papa Gator.
Papa Gator : Bridge, we have pulled out of that sector. Your only remaining pickup is available on the other end of the bridge. Our last chopper is leaving in ten minutes. You need to lower the span and get across the bridge. God be with you.
[alternate line]
Papa Gator : Bridge, that sector is clear of friendlies. Your only remaining pickup is on the east bank of the bridge. Our last chopper is leaving in ten minutes. You need to lower the span and get across to the east end. Be advised, the bridge is crawling with Whiskey Deltas.
[or]
Papa Gator : Be advised, the bridge is crawling with infected.
[end line]
Papa Gator : Good luck./Good luck, Bridge./God be with you, Bridge.
Coach : I hear ya, man. See ya soon.
[alt. line]
Coach : We gotcha. We used to that shit by now.
[alt. line]
Coach : Wind up the chopper, because here we come.
[alt. line]
Coach : We're on our way.
Nick : [if Nick turns on the bridge] You heard the man, let's get across the goddamn bridge.
Ellis : [if Ellis turns on the bridge] Allright, he says we gotta lower the bridge, be careful of the zombies, and they'll be waiting on the other side. Oh yeah - and he wishes us good luck.
