How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Playbook (2009)

Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky

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• Marshall Eriksen : So Robin, do you have a playbook?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [motions at breasts]  Two volumes, right here.

  Ted Mosby : I've read them, it's a good read.

  Lily Aldrin : Yeah, I'm reading them right now.

• Robin Scherbatsky : All right, I'm gonna get the paper.

  Ted Mosby : More like go get a husband.

  Marshall Eriksen : Totally.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, you guys, just stop that. Seriously, the last thing I'm looking for right now is a relationship.

  Ted Mosby : Uh-huh. When you pick up the newspaper, be sure to check the wedding announcements. For yours!

  Marshall Eriksen : Robin, it's like this. Do you know how many times in my life I've gone to the freezer looking for frozen waffles and not found them?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Thousands?

  Marshall Eriksen : Millions. But when I go to the freezer looking for a popsicle or the remote control because Lily and I are having a fight and she's hidden it there, do you know what I find? Frozen waffles. That's how it works. You go out there looking for a paper, you're coming back with frozen waffles. And in this case, frozen waffles is a guy. Also, could you pick up some frozen waffles? In that case, frozen waffles are frozen waffles.

• Lily Aldrin : Can you believe that? He blames me! Oh, and by the way, Ted, I bet she'd still go out with you.

  Ted Mosby : Hm. Let me think. Do I wanna go out with a girl Barney hooked up with? Guys, help me out with the harmonies?

  Marshall Eriksen : Sure.

  Ted Mosby : Hell no...

  Robin Scherbatsky : Hell no...

  Marshall Eriksen : Hell no...

  Claire : Hell no...

• Barney Stinson : Guys, code red, emergency, lockdown! Nobody's leaving.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What happened?

  Barney Stinson : I tried the "He's Not Coming", and it worked, gangbusters. You should have seen this girl. Bang! Ping! Padow! Gadonk!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, I'm leaving.

  Barney Stinson : So, we get up to my place, and I go into my room to set up the camera... to light the candles. And when I come out, she's gone, and so is The Playbook. I think we all know who is responsible for this.

  Lily Aldrin : Yeah, we do.

  Barney Stinson : Yeah. Al-Qaeda.