Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo

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Anthony DiNozzo

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [to Gibbs] We found this in storage. We just need to find a brontosaurus who knows how to use it.
[Gibbs make a copy with the equipment]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boss, that was very impressive. McGee, did you get that?

Ziva David: [stuck in an elevator] Besides, things could be a lot worse.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah, how's that?
Ziva David: Well, we could be stuck here with Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [through the elevator door] I heard that. I find it very interesting that the two of you *left* together late last night.
Ziva David: Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually, he'll just go away.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [McGee and Ziva are stuck in an elevator] So the chain reaction knocked out power in half the district. PEPCO says they'll have it back online soon.
Ziva David: Cannot happen soon enough. I'm sure Gibbs is feeling right at home.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well you don't need electricity to use handtools or drink a bottle of bourbon.
[DiNozzo starts to chuckle]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...He's right behind you, isn't he?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [realizes] Yes, he is.
[to Gibbs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boss, you know, there's nothing wrong with the occasional cocktail.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: So how are we going to run fingerprints through AFIS?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Or facial recognition software?
[to McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What is that?
Ziva David: Or access our photos on our digital cameras?
[Gibbs hands them equipment]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ahh
[DiNozzo grunts. To McGee]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Want to switch?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Lieutenant Emma Paxton.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: According to her record, which I found in the annex misfiled in a box with a rat trap stuck to it, she works for AFE.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Armed Forces Entertainment.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's a DOD agency that, uh, sets up concerts for military overseas.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, Tim, I think he knows what it is. She was a booking agent.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What was she doing at SwiftCast?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Appears to have been robbing the place.
[Tony laughs, then notices Gibbs' stare]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You mean why was she robbing the place.

[confronting the villain]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [imitating "Dragnet"] "Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent..." which is something you're not.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then let's flip for it.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Last time we flipped, you used a trick coin.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We'll use your coin.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Fine!
[McGee goes to his desk. DiNozzo and Ziva start to leave]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: I flip. you call it in the air. If you touch me, I automatically win and...
[Notices they're already leaving]
Ziva David: Sorry McGee.

Navy Comm Sarah Resnik: [sneezes] I'm sorry. I'm allergic to perfume. You're wearing quite a bit.
Ziva David: I'm not wearing any.
[pause they both look at DiNozzo]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't have any hot water.
[DiNozzo clears his throat]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And it's not perfume. It's eau de cologne.
[Resnik and Ziva both give him the same look]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Noted.

Abby Sciuto: Latent fingerprints from the suspect in the park?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: [lays down a plastic bag] Check.
Abby Sciuto: Fingerprint cards from local LEO's matching the suspect's description?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [drops a heavy box on Abby's table] Check.
Abby Sciuto: Lemons?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Did she say lemons?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I hope not.
[holds up his finger]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Paper cut.
Abby Sciuto: Well, we can't start without the lemons.
Ziva David: [runs in with a bag of] Lemons, check! Though I still do not understand.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Are we making cocktails?
[Abby arranges the lemons in a wired apparatus]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Now I'm the one flashing back to the fourth grade. Mrs. Johnson's science fair.
[With her improvised battery pack, Abby turns on her music again]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, lemons! How could I miss that?

[finding the murder victim's secret hideout]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Wow... this is like the TARDIS.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: TARD-what?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: It's the contraption that Doctor Who travels through time in... never mind.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Doctor Who"? Who watches that? This is more like "Lord of War", Nick Cage movie from a few years back, packed with guns.
[with accent]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "You have the gun that Rambo use?" Good movie.

[McGee is working in MTAC - the only room left in the building that has power]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Hey, need any help?
Special Agent Timothy McGee: No, I do not.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You sure? I mean, technology's not my thing, but maybe I could be your techno wing man.
[McGee points his remote control at Tony and clicks it]
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Do you know what that means?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: It means that I've got it covered. So I want you to go do whatever it is that you were doing. What exactly are you doing again?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [holds up his finger, with a Band-Aid] I was hand-filing evidence custody documents from the crime scene.
Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah, have fun with that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I hope you blow a fuse. Generator can't last forever. Then you'll be in the dark with the rest of us.
[McGee points the remote at him again, and clicks several times]