- Jack Snyder: [as Irv returns the stolen money] That ought to make the bank pretty happy.
- Officer Daniel Devito: [to Irv] Yeah, but just don't expect a free toaster with your new account.
- [first lines]
- Paul Ryan: Well, check you out. Look at Emily Stewart clucking around like a mom in a '60s sitcom.
- Emily Stewart: Yeah, I wish. At least the mom part.
- Paul Ryan: Yeah, how about the pearls part? Little heels. Ooh, little white gloves. You call me "The Beave".
- [last lines]
- Sgt. McGill: You have the right to an attorney during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?
- Rosanna Cabot: Yeah, yeah, clearly. I understand.
- Sgt. McGill: Okay.