Jason Segel aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Marshall Eriksen
- Barney Stinson: Well, now, I am the best at relationships. Even better than you and Lily.
- Marshall Eriksen: Awww, look at you. Had a girlfriend for five minutes and think you can play with the big boys. Adorable. Son, I've been in a relationship since you had a ponytail and were playing Dave Matthews Band on your mama's Casio. I'm a good boyfriend in my sleep. I can rock a killer footrub with one hand and brew a kick-ass pot of chamomile in the other that will make you weep. Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but... thanks for your concern, rook'.
- Marshall Eriksen: Lily fights dirty. She's small but vicious, like a badger that your brother starved for four days and then put in your sleeping bag.
- Robin Scherbatsky: So what if we're not the best couple in the world?
- Barney Stinson: Yeah. It's not like it's a competition.
- [Meanwhile, in Lily and Marshall's appartment]
- Lily Aldrin: We win!
- Marshall Eriksen: [Pops open bottle of champagne] Best couple in the world!