"Community" Social Psychology (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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  • Shirley Bennett : I don't understand why you and Britta aren't together. Two good-looking white people going to school together. It just feels right.

    Jeff Winger : We're not pandas in a zoo.

  • Jeff Winger : Pierce, give me your earpiece.

    Pierce Hawthorne : I threw it away. You see, there are some things man was not meant to hear. We were designed by whatever entity you choose to hear what's in this range and this range alone. Because you know who's in this range? The people we love.

    [Leaves] 

    Jeff Winger : He must have heard us call him Inspector Gadget.

  • Britta Perry : Besides, aren't you like a world class expert in jibber-jabber?

    Jeff Winger : I'm a sprinter. I'm best at brief spurts of wit. With Shirley, I couldn't keep up. I'd be winded by that stoner tree.

  • Jeff Winger : So Britta said that you did a lot of community service.

    Vaughn : Ultimate Frisbee at the Senior's Center. It is amazing.

    Jeff Winger : And what makes frisbee ultimate?

    Vaughn : [laughing]  Man, if I had a nickel for every time I wished somebody asked me that.

  • Britta Perry : You like vaughn, right?

    Jeff Winger : Oh, he...

    [sarcastically] 

    Jeff Winger : He's very cute.

    Britta Perry : I'm just worried that he's thinking a little bit more intensely about this thing than I am. He says stuff, you know, after...

    Jeff Winger : School?

    Britta Perry : After...

    Jeff Winger : Dinner mints?

    Britta Perry : After...

    Jeff Winger : Not having sex?

    Britta Perry : [sighs exasperatedly]  Ahh...

    Jeff Winger : How was that?

    Britta Perry : What? Forget that. The problem right now is that he's calling me "babe." He's trying to hold my hand. It's getting a little relationship-y. And he gave me something.

    Jeff Winger : Herpes?

    Britta Perry : No. This.

    Jeff Winger : A poem?

    Britta Perry : How do I respond to something like that? "Thank you"?

    Jeff Winger : Well, it's a very good question.

  • Troy : [snotty guy voice]  I'm Dr. Doogie Seacrest. I think I'm better than everyone else because I'm 40.

    Jeff Winger : I'm not 40. I can hear you through the window, morons.

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