- Kyle Broflovski: Butters, can't you see this is wrong? You've got little boys all over school spending all their lunch money on kisses. Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses. It's wrong.
- Butters: Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you got a girl and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listening to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's got to sit there and listen to all her stupid motherf___ing problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the $5 my company charges.
- Butters: Come on, Wendy, you should be putting that mouth to work.
- Mr. Garrison: Butters! Butters, do you have a problem?
- Butters: All these bitches are kissing fellers and they haven't figured out that they can be making some serious f___ing money!