"South Park" Butters' Bottom Bitch (TV Episode 2009) - Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Craig, Scott Malkinson, Officer Murphy, Punter #1, Punter #2, Policeman, Frat Boy

Kyle Broflovski : Butters, can't you see this is wrong? You've got little boys all over school spending all their lunch money on kisses. Boys shouldn't be paying for kisses. It's wrong.

Butters : Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you got a girl and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listening to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's got to sit there and listen to all her stupid motherf___ing problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the $5 my company charges.
Butters : Come on, Wendy, you should be putting that mouth to work.

Mr. Garrison : Butters! Butters, do you have a problem?

Butters : All these bitches are kissing fellers and they haven't figured out that they can be making some serious f___ing money!

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Craig, Scott Malkinson, Officer Murphy, Punter #1, Punter #2, Policeman, Frat Boy