It's difficult to categorize this little mini-series. It's only 4 episodes long. It's clear that a fair amount of money was spent on certain scenes, so some of it, especially the "Paris" part, is fun to watch. Once the show moves to Poland, not so much.
In essence, a girl tracks down a man (her grandfather) on the Internet. She's never met him. Her mother (the man's daughter) has kidney disease and needs a transplant pronto. The man lives in Paris and is a renown tailor by day and an even more renown drag queen ("Loretta") by night. (He does look good in a suit, but as a drag queen, it's much more implied i.e. He can wear the clothes, but his "performance" is minimal and essentially laughable).
The man abandoned his daughter and wife (now dead) in Poland when he was young, apparently because he was gay and driven to be a drag queen and/or driven to do something in which he would not be burdened by a family.
The girl finds Grandpa on the Internet and sends him a letter asking him to come home and donate one of his kidneys to Mom, because apparently there is not one person in the entire country of Poland who has a kidney that might be a match. So, Gramps, after much, much, much prodding by his bff, (actor Kova Rea), basically his own personal RuPaul, decides to return to Poland and donate his kidney. This, despite the fact that Gramps is mid-70s.
Then, as if a row of dominoes fell, Gramps and daughter are in the operation room. Soon after, the daughter's boyfriends (she has two) are trapped in a mine, where they work, their lives now in danger -- at approximately the same time that the daughter realizes she is pregnant by one of the boyfriends. This at the same time that the mother, even though she's "grateful" for the kidney, is taking out 35 years of anger at her father for abandoning her (and yet, without him, she could not live).
The daughter's baby is born prematurely; one of the boyfriends die in the mining accident. The mother gets the "bright idea" to host a charity event to provide families with money, considering that some miners died and they were the sole support of their families.
It is decided to ask some of the surviving miners to dance in the event (because... why would you hire professionals when you can hire honest-to-God miners?). Because Grandpa is now the "director" of the show, he flies in his personal RuPaul who "choreographs" the men. All this is done in service of an obnoxious Polish pop star who is going to "headline" the charity event "for free." But of course, at the last minute she bails (because the mother is incredibly obnoxious and insults her). Because she bails, the "charity event" is in desperate need of a headliner.
One guess who that is: Loretta, Grandpa's alter-ego.
He appears on stage in the midst of the miner-dancers, and badly/barely lip-syncs Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time" -- and because he does, donations from all over Poland (and Paris, where Gramps did the costumes for a bunch of drag queens) come pouring in.
This leads to a happy ending for all, with hundreds of unanswered logic questions.
There were moments of hysterically funny unintentional humor. The movie was trying to tell 4 stories at once, something it simply could not.
The best thing that can be said is that the English dubs were superb quality and crystal clear. More importantly, they were cast perfectly. From this angle, the movie was actually entertaining, because you could clearly hear every word that was being spoken.
Otherwise, it is a questionable pleasure at best.
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