Thu, Aug 26, 2021
Former log wagon dealer, Ulav, enlists the help of Sven and Sven's marketing-by-day, square-dancer-by-night sister, Stellina in opening Denmark's newest underground S&M shop, Chains and Spikes, below Oomtpfa Oomtpfa dance club. Stellina unknowingly solicits Ulav's foe and friendless, chronic criticizer Marcos, whose confrontational pursuit of Ulav is interrupted by goddess Genevieva who ceiling holes her way into a friendship-card revoking exchange with incessantly critical Marcos. Rotisserie-style injuries abound during bondage night at Oomtpfa Oomtpfa, flooding the hospital while Sven accompanies his new friend to see all the American-inspired wonders of France. Chains and Spikes' grand opening is a huge success and Ulav makes good on his promise to Stellina with a celebratory, arm-hooking, square dance.
Thu, Sep 2, 2021
Fruit-licking Lemuel bites one rabid horse's ass too many. Much to his father's dismay, he makes a miraculous recovery. Following a post-near-death, frenzied, farmers market fruit-licking, Lemuel runs into Persephone, mid-period, who is living the miserable life of a woman until the milkman-messenger of the wind-blowing, dangler-tickling, forest witches-causes unexpected giggles and happiness. A book chat cameraman makes multiple attempts at failure in hopes of making an honest man out of all-words, no-action author, Steve Wilkers, who introduces us to the story of Chesalea, a Dynasty-loving, wannabe influencer and chocoholic. Chesalea's live-streamed make-out session with dad doppelgänger neighbor leads to a sudden, 22-follower success story. Fame ends her old friendships and paves the way for her to date mushroom-mole-under-the-tongue Ernest who banishes her to the dungeon. Tuberculosis sets in and Chesalea's internet following explodes thanks to her iron-lung live streams, for which she records her gratitude in a pre-recorded death video.