- Joel w: ...when Thomas Jefferson wrote the Gettysburg Address do you think his enlarged prostate kept him from freeing the slaves? No, sir, he married them.
- Pizzo the Poetic: Alas, I am no poet. I am a mere tadpole.
- Frank Junior: Oh, yeah? And I'm a tad Irish. But that's beside the point.
- Melvin Martin: He's worse than a census taker.
- Frank Junior: You know, a census taker tried to test me once.
- Melvin Martin: Yeah?
- Frank Junior: That was it. I counted as one.
- Melvin Martin: My father used to say I was obeast. He never understood that the word was obese, he used to say obeast.