Barbie (I) (2023)
Connor Swindells: Aaron Dinkins
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Quotes
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Aaron Dinkins : I'm a man with no power, does that make me a woman?
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Mattel Executive #1 : Is BarbieLand an alternate world where everything is doll-sized or are Barbies our size?
Mattel CEO , Aaron Dinkins , Mattel Executive #2 , Young Mattel Executive , An Even Younger Mattel Employee : Yes.
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Aaron Dinkins : This happened before.
An Even Younger Mattel Employee : What? When?
Aaron Dinkins : I heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper turned up at some family's home in Key West. Asked to babysit the kids. She then tried to take their toddler surfing.
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Dan at the FBI : Two of your dolls have gotten loose.
Aaron Dinkins : Impossible. How do you know?
Dan at the FBI : Don't sass me, Aaron. Couple of blondes, answering to Barbie and Ken. Rollerblading in Santa Monica. We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle. Don't crap the bed, Aaron!
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Aaron Dinkins : I think you're gonna want to hear this, sir.
Mattel CEO : Can you just e-mail it? And you can send it to me EOD.
[whispering]
Mattel CEO : End of day.
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Dan at the FBI : This is Dan of the FBI.
Aaron Dinkins : Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel.
Dan at the FBI : I don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron. What are you, like an intern?
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Aaron Dinkins : I'm going all the way up.
Young Mattel Executive : No one goes all the way up.
Aaron Dinkins : I have to.
An Even Younger Mattel Employee : You may never come back.
Aaron Dinkins : I know.
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Mattel CEO : They've gone to Barbie Land.
Aaron Dinkins : Oh, no.
Mattel CEO : And she's brought humans there with her. This could mean extremely weird things for our world.
Mattel Executive #1 : Like...
Aaron Dinkins : What?
Mattel CEO : Nothing any of our collective imaginations could ever dream up.
Mattel Executive #1 : A podcast hosted by two wise trees. Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers.
Mattel CEO : Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land. Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run!