- Tucker: [Talking about who will go on the 'Quest for the Sword'. Church and Tex admit that they aren't going] What? Then who?
- [Looks at Caboose]
- Tucker: No fuckin' way. I'm not going with him!
- Caboose: Oh, oh, oh. I hope we meet a cleric along the way! None of us know how to heal.
- The Alien: Blaar Honk.
- Andy The Bomb: [Translating] He says he's a healer.
- Caboose: Oh, good!
- Andy The Bomb: Heh heh. Not really. They eat their wounded.
- [Andy continues to snigger]
- Caboose: Just like chiropractors...
- Tucker: This is a JOKE, right? You're sending Caboose? What's wrong with you?
- Church: What's wrong with me? I saw a chance to get rid of Caboose and I took it. There's nothing wrong with me!
- Caboose: [Completely not paying attention to what the others are saying] Okay, so... um... Tucker's the fighter... ah... Crunchbite is the healer... And I am the powerful, and intelligent, wizard: Morphumax.
- Andy The Bomb: What the hell does that make me?
- Caboose: You're the good looking and stealthy archer.
- Andy The Bomb: A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!
- Caboose: That is what makes you so stealthy.
- Church: You have GOT to be kidding me. There is no way I'm gonna let this happen
- Tex: I told you, he can do it.
- Andy The Bomb: Yeah, I'm qualified.
- Church: Listen, I don't DOUBT that he can do it; I doubt that I WANT him to do it.
- Andy The Bomb: Why?
- Church: Well, you know what, Andy? You're not the most diplomatic of individuals.
- Andy The Bomb: That's bullshit! You're only saying that cause you're a racist.
- Church: Raci - ? BOMBS are not a race!
- Andy The Bomb: Ah, shut up, ya dirty shisno.
- Church: We finally make contact with an alien being, and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?
- Andy The Bomb: Well unless you got your "English to Blarg-Blarg" dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?
- Caboose: I had one of those. But I threw it out. It didn't have many pictures.
- Tex: I'm sure it'll be fine.
- Church: You know, I feel like I'm gonna regret this, but I feel even more that I just don't care, and that watching this whole thing unravel might be kind of interesting. Go for it.