- Alex Drake: You are certifiable!
- Gene Hunt: Thank you. I've always wanted a certificate for something.
- Shaz Granger: Guv, that was the hospital about that journalist.
- Gene Hunt: Is he up for answering questions?
- Shaz Granger: Might be tricky. He's dead.
- Gene Hunt: Excellent! What else have you got for me? Burning down orphanage? Couple of char grilled kittens? You know, if the Queen Mother self combusted on my watch I'd be blamed for that and all!