Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • ...

Road to the Multiverse

Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Glenn Quagmire • Tom Tucker • Genuine Living Homosexual • Frog

Stewie Griffin: Oh, God, let's go, quick! Here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes and a hat that says "Social Security" pouring a bucket that says "Alternative Minimum Tax" over a sad Statue of Liberty holding a "Democracy" umbrella!

Stewie Griffin: [sighs as human Brian walks off at the end] "Ah, look at him go. Free in a world of his own kind, where he finally reach the full pent-"
[tires screech off-screen, followed by an audible THUD]
Stewie Griffin: "OH MY GOD HE GOT HIT BY A CAR!"

Brian Griffin: Okay, I'm a new neighbor, and you're my pet human, Hotchkis, got it?
Stewie Griffin: [stammers] I'm not so crazy about "Hotchkis" anymore.
Brian Griffin: What do you mean? You came up with Hotchkis.
Stewie Griffin: Eh, I know, but how about Axel or Maximillian or Dex? You know, it's gotta have an "x" in it 'cause that means I have cool parents who take me on expensive ski trips on spring break and I get to drink wine with dinner even though I'm only 14 and...
[Brian rings the doorbell]
Dog Peter: [scampering to the door] Omigodiknowthatsounditmeanstheresapotentialintruderatthefrontdoororoneofmypalseitherwayimexcitedandreadyforanything!
[opens the door]
Dog Peter: Hello!
Stewie Griffin: Heh.
Brian Griffin: Hello, my name is Blake Carrington.
Stewie Griffin: Aw.
Brian Griffin: And this is my human, Gabe.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, no, what?

Police Dog: [In the "human and dog role reversal" world, Police Dog hands Brian a leash] You better put that thing on a leash, sir, or I'm going to have to fine you.
Stewie Griffin: [Brian tries to put leash on Stewie] Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty dog.

Stewie Griffin: You ever heard of the multiverse theory, Brian?
Brian Griffin: Well, of course I have. But I'm wondering if you have.
Stewie Griffin: [under his breath] Oh my God, so transparent.
[full volume]
Stewie Griffin: Well, the theory states that there are an infinite number of universes coexisting with ours on parallel dimensional planes.
Brian Griffin: Dimensional planes, right.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, don't do that. Don't... don't repeat the last two words like you already kinda knew what I was talking about. You have NO idea what I'm talking about.

Brian Griffin: Woah, this is trippy
Stewie Griffin: I should say so. We're in the Robot Chicken universe.
Robot Chicken Peter: Will you guys move? You're blocking the TV
Robot Chicken Chris: Look! G.i Joe Transformers Thundercats He-Man! Yay! Those Shows Existed!
Stewie Griffin: How's it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds?
Robot Chicken Chris: Fuck You!
Stewie Griffin: Bye!