- Morty Smith: So we're like, back-back, right? Rick and Morty, together again. Full-full reset?
- Rick Sanchez: [sighs] No. No, Morty, I think we're done.
- Morty Smith: B-because I spilled the portal fluid and didn't tell you?
- Rick Sanchez: No, Morty. 'Cause you were too afraid to tell me. What we had was abusive, don't you see? I'm a bad partner because I never made you a true partner. The crows made me see that. I thought they were a joke like you, but it turns out they're more enlightened than any of us.
- Morty Smith: Oh, okay? And-and what's the undercut?
- Rick Sanchez: You're not hearing me. I will never be the same. So I need to leave with the crows and see what more they can teach me.
- Morty Smith: Oh.
- [Wipes tears]
- Morty Smith: Oh.
- Rick Sanchez: Here.
- [Rick hands over his portal gun to Morty]
- Rick Sanchez: I want you to have this.
- Morty Smith: Oh, wow. I... You know what, Rick? You really have changed.
- Rick Sanchez: Thanks, Morty.
- [Rick starts walking away, then turns back to Morty]
- Rick Sanchez: I'll always be your grandpa, Morty. Just kinda... obsessed with crows now.
- Rick Sanchez: Wait a minute.
- [Rick picks up his portal gun]
- Rick Sanchez: Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum transport solution?
- Morty Smith: I-I saw you were marking the levels so I had to top it off...
- Rick Sanchez: Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?
- Rick Sanchez: [Spinning the Wheel of Things Better Than Morty] Come on, anything! Anything but Morty, let's go! Come on baby, no whammies! Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!
- [the wheel lands on Two Crows]
- Rick Sanchez: Okay, that's it. Two crows. You're fired!
- Morty Smith: You know what? Eat shit. You're just trying to make me feel worthless.
- Rick Sanchez: I never said you're worthless. In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth: Two crows. Note I didn't say three!
- Rick Sanchez: I won't take your word for that and I shouldn't have to, which is why I have sidekick rules. If you can't follow them...
- Morty Smith: I can be replaced, yeah, yeah, so you keep telling me.
- Rick Sanchez: Excuse me? Did you just try to call my bluff? Have you ever seen me bluff?
- Morty Smith: Fine. You know what, replace me! Replace me, Rick! Just do it. Good luck finding someone that can be told 80,000 times how replaceable they are!
- Rick Sanchez: Okay. I'll see your bluff call and raise you reality.