Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rickternal Friendshine of the Spotless Mort (2021)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith

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Quotes 

• Young Memory Rick : Morty?

  Rick Sanchez : Oh uh, hypothetical grandson we go on adventures with.

  Young Memory Rick : You're one of those creeps who moves in with abandoned adult Beths.

  Rick Sanchez : It's more complicated than that.

  Young Memory Rick : You live with a version of our dead daughter. It better be.

• Birdperson : For all your intelligence, you seem unable to know where you are wanted.

  Rick Sanchez : Buddy this is not a safe way to work on yourself. At this point I'd support you joining Scientology. I'll take the workshops with you, I'll get in the sauna with Travolta, I don't even care what happens. Let's get outta here.

  Birdperson : Don't you get it? I came here to end it all.

• Garage : Risk level: unacceptable.

  Rick Sanchez : If I die, your battery has a 600-year charge!

  Garage : Risk level acceptance: increasing.

  Rick Sanchez : Yeah, I thought you'd see it my way. Now factor in the 50% chance I'm lying and make sure I get back.

  Garage : Asshole: detected.

  Rick Sanchez : Takes one to make one.

• Rick Sanchez : Come with me!

  Birdperson : To... some place nearby?

  Rick Sanchez : Anywhere, everywhere!

  Birdperson : Rick, I don't expect you to keep fighting, but this war is...

  Rick Sanchez : Far from over, I know.

  [pulls out his dimension gun] 

  Rick Sanchez : Dude, I shared this with nobody. But I can take you right now to the same battlefield in a universe where we lost, or another where we won, or another where the war never even happened. All equally real, all equally unreal. None of it manners.

  Birdperson : Then why did you help?

  Rick Sanchez : Because I respect you. And I wanted you to know you could respect me.

  Birdperson : Even though nothing matters?

  Rick Sanchez : Okay... you matter, to me.

• Rick Sanchez : You're down here bailing on the rest of us because you don't want to process your grief and shame like a normal person, by drinking and mistreating others!