Quotes
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Jeremy Usborne : Oh my life, it's a text from Elena! "Thinking of you." She's thinking of me, Mark! Or at least she was, six hours ago. With 3 kisses! Oh my God, this is massive, I'm going over there.
Mark Corrigan : Don't be ridiculous. If text kisses were real kisses the world would be an orgy.
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Jeremy Usborne : God... I'm evil.
Mark Corrigan : No, Jez, the absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you, my friend, are not evil.
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Mark Corrigan : [driving] Please, Jeremy, I need you to guide, to advise. I don't even know about road signs. What does that one mean?
Jeremy Usborne : I don't know. Nobody knows. It doesn't matter, it's lost knowledge, like how the aliens did the pyramids.
Mark Corrigan : Slaves did the pyramids, Jeremy. Thousands and thousands of slaves.
Jeremy Usborne : God, you're depressing.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Don't blame me, blame Rameses II.
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Jeremy Usborne : I tried to kill her, Mark. I think I tried to bloody drown her.
Mark Corrigan : What? But you rescued her. Why would you rescue her if you wanted to kill her.
Jeremy Usborne : I was thinking "I want her to fall in" and she did fall in.
Mark Corrigan : So? I wanted interest rates to fall to historic lows and they did, that doesn't make me the Governor of the Bank of England.
Jeremy Usborne : Who knows what I'm capable of? I could kill anyone in this room with a pencil.
Mark Corrigan : You really couldn't.
