- Denny's Applebee's Max waiter: Now, of course, it is the future, so we don't have any meat on the menu. 'Cause, you know, here in the future, we've all decided meat is wrong.
- Super 12 Motel Plus desk clerk: Now, of course, we only take Bitcoin and other cryptocurrency 'cause, you know, it's the future. We've all decided centralized banking is rigged, so we trust more in fly-by-night Ponzi schemes.
- Amazon Alexa: I'm sorry. I'm trying to be f___ing helpful. Why don't you grow up and start acting like an adult for once in your life.