Royal Pains (TV Series)
Wonderland (2009)
Mark Feuerstein: Hank Lawson
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Quotes
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Evan R. Lawson : So, I know you're busy studying a hundred years of German medical data, but, uh, there actually is one HankMed concern that's been on my mind today.
Dr. Hank Lawson : Spokesmodel, corporate jet, or commercial during the Super Bowl?
Evan R. Lawson : None of the above. It's Divya.
[Evan puts Divya's wedding invitation in front of Hank]
Dr. Hank Lawson : What about her?
Evan R. Lawson : Should we discuss what our plan is?
Dr. Hank Lawson : Our plan is to talk to her, see what her plan is.
Evan R. Lawson : Okay. But what if she decides to do this? And if she gets engaged and moves to London, what are we gonna do?
Dr. Hank Lawson : Well, we'll find another PA, I guess.
Evan R. Lawson : So you're not worried at all?
Dr. Hank Lawson : I said we'd find another PA. I didn't say we'd find another Divya.
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Dr. Hank Lawson : What's up, bro?
Evan R. Lawson : Did Jill find you yet?
Dr. Hank Lawson : No. Why? What did she say?
Evan R. Lawson : She had something important to tell you.
Dr. Hank Lawson : Oh.
Evan R. Lawson : And so do I.
Dr. Hank Lawson : Well, what's up?
Evan R. Lawson : We're broke.
Dr. Hank Lawson : What do you mean "broke"?
Evan R. Lawson : I mean depleted, destitute, insolvent.
Dr. Hank Lawson : I was asking for an explanation, not a thesaurus. What the hell are you talking about, Evan?
Evan R. Lawson : Well, I, uh... I invested our working capital in some alternative high-yield instruments.
Dr. Hank Lawson : English, Evan.
Evan R. Lawson : [sighs] We got scammed.
Dr. Hank Lawson : *You* got scammed. By who?
Evan R. Lawson : [not answering Hank's question] And it's all gone, you know. Almost every last penny of it, at least. It's... it's gone. Why are you not furious?
Dr. Hank Lawson : Oh, I'm furious. I'm... I'm furious. I'm just not surprised. In fact, the only shock here is that it took this long for you to let me down.
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[last lines]
Dr. Hank Lawson : [leaving Evan a voicemail message] I can't believe you didn't tell me that dad took all our money.
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Hank Lawson : Yeah, well, more people should be like us, and less people should be like most people.
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Evan R. Lawson : It's gotta be exhausting having to bail me out of trouble over and over again.
Hank Lawson : Yeah, well, I didn't have much of a choice this time. You ran into my room and jumped into my bed.
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Evan R. Lawson : Well, sleepovers and epiphanies - just two more services we provide at HankMed.
Hank Lawson : Zip it.
Evan R. Lawson : Okay.
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Hank Lawson : [checking the computer] Isn't it your job to sort through company email?
Evan R. Lawson : [sipping a drink, eating chips, and watching TV] There is no email on Sundays.
Hank Lawson : Uh, I think you're thinking of mail.
Evan R. Lawson : Uh, I think it's my job. I should know.
Hank Lawson : You look cozy over there. Can I get you anything else? Cucumber eye pads, a Chinese foot rub?
Evan R. Lawson : I am finally starting to feel home around here.
Hank Lawson : Oh, yeah? Oh, good, 'cause I was worried whether you'd survive the adjustment to all this.