Psych (TV Series)

Bollywood Homicide (2009)

Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara

Quotes 

• Juliet O'Hara : [Shawn emerges on the ladder next to her]  Um, Shawn, you know this ladder is really built for one.

  Shawn Spencer : Well, Jules, lots of things say they're built for one but can easily fit two people. Tanning beds, iron lung, that's just to name two.

• Shawn Spencer : [Waiting in the dark when Raj and Juliet come home]  Well, well, well. It's 11:20. Look who finally decided to come home.

  Juliet O'Hara : [laughing]  Oh, I'm sorry, Shawn. Are you upset about something?

  Shawn Spencer : As a matter of fact I am... Raj.

  Raj : What did I do?

  Shawn Spencer : Look, I didn't like this idea to begin with. You've been on four dates now. It's been a complete and total failure.

  Juliet O'Hara : No, Shawn, we've been on three dates.

  Shawn Spencer : No. There was the carnival where Raj won you a big, fat, stuffed octopus. There was the long walk on the pier where he kept brushing your hair gently out of your face. Then there was dinner tonight where there was an awful lot of hand holding, and who could forget the coffee at the police department where you blushed and squealed and giggled like a school girl?

  Juliet O'Hara : That was not a date. He was there to sign some papers. You were watching us?

  Shawn Spencer : It's called surveillance. I surveillate things. I'm a prevailer of surveillarism. Let's not get caught up in word play. The point is, we've been at this little charade for three weeks and it's yielded a grand total of nada.

  Juliet O'Hara : You're right.

  Shawn Spencer : Course I am. You see that?

  Raj : Look, it's clear that the killer doesn't think that Detective O'Hara is my girlfriend or maybe they still know I'm in love with Mina. We can keep at this for six months, we're still not going to get anywhere.

  Juliet O'Hara : Unless we did something to remove all doubt, something big. I mean you said it yourself, the attacks only happen when Raj gets serious.

  Shawn Spencer : Right.

  Juliet O'Hara : [to Raj]  Your entire family's going to the Holy Festival this weekend?

  Raj : Yeah.

  Juliet O'Hara : I have another idea. Raj... you wanna get married?

• Juliet O'Hara : There's Mrs. Singh. She hates me and people don't hate me. I get Christmas cards from people I arrest.

  Shawn Spencer : She doesn't hate you, okay?

  Juliet O'Hara : Apparently I don't fit the picture of what her perfect Raj deserves. I am smart and I am fun and I am almost always in a good mood, damn it.

• Juliet O'Hara : Well, Lassiter's really got your goat, huh?

  Shawn Spencer : Yeah, he does, and I want it back. God knows what he's doing to that poor thing.

  Juliet O'Hara : You don't really believe in love curses, do you?

  Shawn Spencer : Jules, I'm a psychic, I have to remain open to any number of - why? Do you?

  Juliet O'Hara : Well, I think that everyone who's looking for a soul mate may at one time feel that there are outside forces conspiring against them.

  [Shawn moves towards her] 

  Juliet O'Hara : Shawn, what are you doing?

  [Shawn flashes on a nail beside her] 

  Shawn Spencer : It wasn't a curse.

  [Pulls nail out] 

  Shawn Spencer : Not this time. Plastic. That wasn't going to hold Mina for long, now was it?

  Juliet O'Hara : Snapped in two and painted to look like metal.

  Shawn Spencer : This means we're looking for a real, flesh-and-blood human being or a genetically enhanced monkey. Either way, someone wanted to hurt this girl.