The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation (2009)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Leonard, you're back!
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I just stopped by to...
[Penny grabs Leonard and kisses him]
Leonard Hofstadter : [taken completely by surprise] Yeah, so, hi.
Penny : Hi!
[Penny pulls Leonard into her apartment and slams the door]
Howard Wolowitz : Damn it, I should have gone over and told her we were back.
Rajesh Koothrappali : [sarcastically] Yeah, it was first come, first serve.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey. Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night, I didn't have a chance to give you this.
Penny : Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have. Oh, boy! What is it?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's a snowflake. From the North Pole.
Penny : Are you serious?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh-huh. It'll last forever. I preserved it in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.
Penny : Oh, my God. That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand.
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Leonard Hofstadter : It was the only way to make him happy.
Penny : Why did you have to make him happy?
Leonard Hofstadter : Because when he wasn't happy, we wanted to kill him. There was even a plan! We were going to throw his Kindle outside and when he went to get it, lock the door and let him freeze to death.
Sheldon Cooper : That seems like a bit of an overreaction!
Leonard Hofstadter : No. The overreaction was the plan to tie your limbs to four different sled dog teams and yell "mush!"
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Penny : Soft kitty, warm kitty...
Sheldon Cooper : That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.
Penny : Oh, sorry. I don't know your sad song.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't have a sad song. I'm not a child.
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[last lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : How about that? I finally caught a break.
Penny : Uh-huh.
Leonard Hofstadter : You know how they say when friends have sex it can get weird?
Penny : Sure.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why does it have to get weird?
Penny : I don't know.
Leonard Hofstadter : I mean, we were friends, and now we're more than friends. We're whatever this is. But why label it, right? I mean, it is what it is and...
Penny : Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Penny : It's weird.
Leonard Hofstadter : Totally.
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Penny : Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on, how can you not go? He's your best friend.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, I already saw him naked. Come here.
Penny : No. I promise I will be here when you get back. Just go help Sheldon.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really?
Penny : Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.
[they kiss]
Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe *you* can.
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Penny : You know, I do understand what you're going through.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? Did you just have the Nobel prize in waitressing stolen from you?