What If (I) (2013)

Megan Park: Dalia

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• Chantry : I think I messed it up really bad. I called him a liar. And I think I might be the liar.

  Dalia : No.

  Chantry : Yes. I mean, I think it might count as lying if you lie to yourself.

• Dalia : It's the worst thing that's ever happened in all of history.

  Chantry : Was it worse than when that meteor hit Earth and killed all the dinosaurs?

  Dalia : Yes. My breakup is definitely worse than a stupid meteor.

  Chantry : I just can't believe that Rob cheated on you.

  Dalia : With a grad student!

  Chantry : No, I know!

  Dalia : Her thesis is probably on how to be a rat-faced whore. And I really liked him.

  Chantry : I'm so sorry.

  Dalia : I liked him so much, I don't even want to sleep with his friends to get back at him. I mean, I will, but I'm not gonna enjoy it

  Chantry : Do you think there might be, like, a less skanky option for rebounding?

  Dalia : No. This is something you have to do.