Kat Graham: Bonnie Bennett

Pilot

Bonnie Bennett

Caroline Forbes: His name is Stefan Salvatore. He lives with his uncle up at the old Salvatore boarding house. He hasn't lived here since he was a kid. Military family, so they moved around a lot. He's a Gemini and his favorite color is blue.
Bonnie Bennett: You got all of that in one day?
Caroline Forbes: Oh, please. I got all of that between third and fourth period. We're planning a June wedding.

Mr. Tanner: The battle of Willow Creek happened right here in our very Mystic Falls. How many casualties resulted in this battle? Miss Bennett?
Bonnie Bennett: A lot? I'm not sure, but like a whole lot.
Mr. Tanner: Cute becomes dumb in an instant, Miss Bennett. Mr. Donovan, maybe you can take this opportunity to overcome your embedded jock stereotype.
Matt Donovan: That's okay, Mr. Tanner, I'm cool with it.
Mr. Tanner: Elena? Surely you can enlighten us on one of the town's most historic events.
Elena Gilbert: I'm sorry, I don't know.
Mr. Tanner: I was willing to be lenient last year, for obvious reasons, but the personal reasons ended with summer break.
Stefan Salvatore: There was 346 causalities, unless you're counting civilians.
Mr. Tanner: That's correct, Mr...?
Stefan Salvatore: Salvatore.
Mr. Tanner: Salvatore? Any relation to the original settlers here in Mystic Falls?
Stefan Salvatore: Distant.
Mr. Tanner: Very good, except that there were no civilian casualties in this battle.
Stefan Salvatore: Actually there were 27 civilian casualties. Confederate soldiers fired on the church believing it to be hiding weapons, but they were wrong. It's a night of great loss. The founders' records are stored in civil hall if you want to brush up on your facts... Mr. Tanner.

Bonnie Bennett: You sober yet?
Caroline Forbes: Nope.
Bonnie Bennett: Come on, I need to get you home, I need to get me home.
Caroline Forbes: Why didn't he go for me?
Bonnie Bennett: I'm not touching that.
Caroline Forbes: Why is it that the guys I want, never go for me? I try so hard, maybe because I'm inappropriate and I always say the wrong things and Elena always says the right things. I mean, she doesn't even try and he just picks her!
Bonnie Bennett: Caroline, it isn't a competition.
Caroline Forbes: Yeah, it is.

Bonnie Bennett: So, where is he?
Elena Gilbert: I don't know, you tell me. You're the psychic one, remember?
Bonnie Bennett: Oh, right, I forgot. Give me a sec, Gran says I need to concentrate.
Elena Gilbert: Wait, you need a crystal ball.
[hands her a beer bottle]

Bonnie Bennett: [surveying the other kids in school:] Major lack of male real estate.
[critical of girl coming down hallway:]
Bonnie Bennett: Look at the shower curtain on Kelly Beech. She looks a lot... Can I still say, "trannie mess"?
Elena Gilbert: No, it's over.
Bonnie Bennett: Ugh. Find a man and coin a phrase. It's a busy year.
Elena Gilbert: [ex-boyfriend Matt doesn't return her wave, and she slumps against the lockers] He hates me.
Bonnie Bennett: That's not hate. That's "you dumped me but I'm too cool to show it, but secretly I'm listening to Air Supply's greatest hits."

Bonnie Bennett: Hold up, who's this?
Elena Gilbert: All I see is back.
Bonnie Bennett: It's a hot back! I'm sensing Seattle and he plays a guitar.
Elena Gilbert: You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?
Bonnie Bennett: Pretty much.

Bonnie Bennett: Elena... there's no way I'm psychic... I know that. But whatever I saw... or think I saw... I have this feeling...
Elena Gilbert: Bonnie, what?
Bonnie Bennett: This is just the beginning.