Zeljko Ivanek credited as playing...
Magister
- Magister: [entering the Fantasia with the Queen] Mr. Northman. I haven't seen you since the Bill Compton trial.
- Eric Northman: Yes, it's been uh too long. May I ask what brings you to Fantasia?
- Queen Sophie Anne: We need to talk. You should probably close up.
- Eric Northman: You can just use my office.
- Queen Sophie Anne: It's bugged.
- Eric Northman: How do you know this?
- Queen Sophie Anne: Because I'm the one who bugged it... It's how I know I can trust you.
- Magister: [to Eric and the Queen as the club clears out] No humans. I need both of you at full attention.
- Magister: Trouble abounds in your fair state.
- Eric Northman: Tell me.
- Magister: It would seem your idyllic little home is competing to become the V capital of the world.
- Queen Sophie Anne: Can you believe it? I am so embarrassed. Naturally I told the Magister that you were the only vampire in my kingdom that I could trust with this.
- Eric Northman: Anything I can do to be of service.
- Magister: Our blood is sacred. Wasting it on any thing but procreation is blasphemy.
- Queen Sophie Anne: Madness.
- Eric Northman: Desecration.
- Magister: Have you noticed an uptake is users in your neck of the woods? Maybe even here in your club?
- Eric Northman: I haven't. No.
- Magister: See that surpises me. Because every other sheriff to whom I have spoken to has. The amounts are so great in fact, we can only assume a vampire is responsible.
- Queen Sophie Anne: An act of self loathing so shameful that who ever is responsible should fall on his own stake.
- Eric Northman: Respectfully, Magister, I'm not sure I follow your logic.
- Magister: If your average run-of-the-mill drainers were behind this, it would stand to reason that said drainers would need vampires to drain; which means there would be missing vampires and plenty of them... How many vampires have gone missing in your area?
- Eric Northman: None, magister.
- Magister: So now, do you follow my logic.
- Eric Northman: I do, and I will look into the matter.
- Magister: Good, and I will expect results.
- Queen Sophie Anne: When we do find the vampire responsible, how will you punish him?
- Eric Northman: Or her?
- Queen Sophie Anne: And will it be in public?
- Magister: Of course when one who is proven guilty of such a crime must be made an example of. That kind of moral anarchy can not be allowed.