- Det. Morris Brinson: That bitch got you trained like a dog, man. You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Det. Ron Fugate: I am. It's so humiliating.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Yeah, I can tell.
- Det. Ron Fugate: I'm on vacation! What else do you want me to do?
- Det. Morris Brinson: Vacation, my ass! We got a business to run!
- Det. Ron Fugate: Cool out, Morris. Our business runs itself.
- Mia: So go ahead; break the news to Mom and Dad. Maybe they'll disown me, this time.
- Gloria Fugate: They should have disowned you a long time ago.
- Det. Ron Fugate: You must hate me.
- Sheila Grant: I don't hate anybody. I'm your lawyer, that's not my job.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Whatever made you think I'm your friend? I'd shoot you in the fuckin' face right now if it wouldn't fuck my car up... but if I find out this is your idea of a joke, I don't care where you are. I'll do it.
- Kristen Fugate: Well, if it isn't Mister Dissolute.
- Det. Ron Fugate: Dissolute... adjective. Means loose in morals or conduct. Yep, that's me.
- Det. Ron Fugate: Don't hate your mom. She might hate me, but at least I can be replaced. No matter what, she's still your mom.
- Det. Ron Fugate: What can I say? I've got a problem, sweetie. I'm sorry.
- Josie Fugate: You don't have to be sorry. You're still my daddy, and I love you, no matter what.
- Amber: If you had any faith left in the system, you wouldn't be a corrupt cop.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Yeah, and if I had any sense, I wouldn't be stuck with a so-called partner like Fugate.
- Amber: You'd better know, or it's your ass! You gonna sit around and let Jones pick you off, or you gonna handle your business?
- Det. Morris Brinson: Goddamn, you're an evil bitch.
- Amber: That's why you love me, right?
- Det. Morris Brinson: Well... that's one of the reasons.
- Amber: Well, forget about any other reason, right now. I'm busy.
- Lt. James Holland: You got big balls, Fugate... and I know that for a fact. That's the problem. I don't wanna see another man's dick unless there's a naked woman between us... Ain't no women in the men's room. What the fuck's wrong with you?
- Det. Ron Fugate: Mia had just called me, and got me riled up, all right? It had to be done!
- Lt. James Holland: At the sink? Why didn't you go in the stall, or lock the fuckin' door?
- Det. Ron Fugate: We just... haven't been getting along, and he makes me nervous. Sex and drugs corrupted me, and money did it to him. I know him too well... He'll do anything for it.
- Lt. James Holland: Fine. But you stay in the shadows, report to me... and keep that fuckin' thing in your pants!
- Det. Ron Fugate: Thanks, Lieutenant! I love ya!
- Lt. James Holland: Don't love me! And don't touch me again... freaky motherfucker.
- Det. Ron Fugate: Any problems?
- Cheryl: Nope... just this one, bitchin' about her first ass-to-mouth experience.
- Grace: From your ass to my mouth! Bitch, I love you and all, but not that much! Anyway, isn't there a law against shit like that?
- Det. Ron Fugate: The customer's always right, sweetheart. If he's got the bread, you gotta spread. Sorry.
- Grace: Shit. Thanks a lot.
- Mia: What took you so long?
- Det. Ron Fugate: Business before pleasure, sweetheart.
- Mia: Bullshit. Your business is pleasure. I'm just icing on the cake.
- Det. Ron Fugate: Couldn't have said it better, myself.
- Josie Fugate: I'm a big girl, Dad. I can handle it. Nothing's gonna change my love for you... So, can we go now?
- Det. Ron Fugate: Against my better judgment, young lady. Believe me.
- Josie Fugate: I believe you, Daddy... and I love you, too.
- Kristen Fugate: Morris? What do you want? And why do you still have this number?
- Det. Morris Brinson: That's a good question... Maybe for times such as this.
- Det. Ron Fugate: I ask the questions, you give the answers, remember? Stick to the script, and tell me what else you know.
- Josie Fugate: Wait... Somebody wants to kill you?
- Det. Ron Fugate: I told you you're better off with your mother.
- Det. Ron Fugate: You hit her again... and there won't be any lawyers involved... I'll kill you.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Can I quote you on that, detective?
- Kristen Fugate: The court favors the mother, my dear. And with your reputation, there's no chance in hell Josie could ever stay with you.
- Det. Ron Fugate: Time hardly matters to a man like Macrease Jones. Besides, he was living like a star, in the joint. You know, he told me sodomy is just as satisfying as murder.
- Sal: I'll take his word for it.
- Sal: So... you put a killer back on the street just to take out your garbage. You're a cold motherfucker, you know that?
- Det. Ron Fugate: I am what I am, Sally girl.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Everything okay?
- Det. Ron Fugate: No.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Was that Gloria?
- Det. Ron Fugate: Yep.
- Det. Morris Brinson: She finally find out you're bangin' her sister?
- Det. Ron Fugate: Yep.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Damn.
- Sal: Hell, I thought you guys called it quits!
- Det. Morris Brinson: The only thing I'll be callin' is an ambulance, for you, unless you start talkin'!
- Sal: Sounds kinda shady to me.
- Det. Morris Brinson: Yeah, and you know all about bein' shady, don't you?
- Sal: Ten bucks? Shit, I can get more rootin' through a dumpster! Ten-second blowjobs!
- Det. Morris Brinson: You're lucky I gave you that much, considering the last tip you gave me was worthless.
- Sal: Hey, I just tell it like I hear it... No guarantees in the western world!