Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space (2009 TV Movie)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.
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Quotes
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The Missing Link : All right, pumpkin, you're about to get Cool Whipped.
B.O.B. : Wait. wait. I think I can reason with them. My mother was a tomato. I speak produce.
[Speaks gibberish to pumpkin; pumpkin speaks back]
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : So, what do they say?
B.O.B. : Horrible things, about my mother, in a salad bar.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : You messed with the wrong monsters, pumpkin! Nobody steals candy on my watch!
The Missing Link : And nobody freaks these kids out but me!
B.O.B. : [He says nothing, the others stare] I'm thinking! Stop pressuring me.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : A swirly pop? For me? And this time, no pimply hooligans will deprive me of my lickable loot!
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Galileo! Of course! Link, whatever mutated these pumpkins gave them a sweet tooth. It's not the children they're after. It's... the candy.
B.O.B. : [shouting] No!
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : And just like us, the more candy they eat, the bigger they'll get until the whole world becomes their pumpkin patch.
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Susan Murphy : I can't believe I'm actually fighting a vegetable.
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Technically, he's a fruit, Susan.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Quite simple Bob, you ring the doorbell then repeat the following "Trick or Treat."
B.O.B. : Huh?
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : They offer you candy, they are most likely human. They offer to probe you, they are most likely not.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : If I didn't have a cockroach head myself... heh... I'd be freaking out right now.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Yes, we're just here for the party, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy... if that is indeed who you are!
[Scans them with a laser device]
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : They're clear.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Maybe so, my finny friend, but to some of us, All Hallows Eve is more trick than treat. I was a young lad then, my head filled with thoughts of particles physics and candy. I was out on my first Halloween, when suddenly...
[Young Cockroach is attacked by older kids, who dump him in the trash and take his candy]
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : My swirly pop!
[the swirly pop falls on the ground and cracks]
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : From that day on, Halloween was dead to me, forever.
The Missing Link : Wow. That story made me want to throw you in the trash.
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Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : What do you think the situation is, General? Invasion? Abductions? Probes?
General W.R. Monger : Unknown, and I hate me some unknown.
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Susan Murphy : [On walkie-talkie] Are you guys seeing anything? Because I'm at the edge of town and there's nothing here, not even creepy old Farmer Jeb.
The Missing Link : Same here, Suze. I'm afraid this has been just one big... Aaah!
Susan Murphy : Link! Speak to me! Are you all right?
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. : Cockroach here. Just a creepy clown costume. Everything's fine here. Let go of that, B.O.B.! That's my Butterfinger! A trade's a trade.
