Coronation Street (TV Series)

Episode #1.7121 (2009)

Chris Gascoyne: Peter Barlow

Quotes 

• Ross : [an AA meeting]  ... and with God's help - or whoever it is up there whose keeping an eye on me - that's how it'll be for the rest of my life. And it will be.

  Blanche Hunt : Have you finished?

  Ross : ...Yes.

  Blanche Hunt : Can I ask you something?

  Howard Lee : Well we don't ___

  Blanche Hunt : They say that alcohol loosens the tounge. Well you must have took ten-to-the-douzen with drink inside you, or did you get tanked up ___

  Deirdre Barlow : Mother!

  Blanche Hunt : What?

  Deirdre Barlow : Don't be so rude!

  Blanche Hunt : Well I think he needs telling! I've never heard so much self-indulgent whinging in all my life!

  Ken Barlow : Blanche!

  Blanche Hunt : Is there some... correlation between how boring you are and how much you drink?

  Peter Barlow : Blanche, what we normally do at this point, is let other people in the group reflect on what the speaker has just said.

  Blanche Hunt : And what am I doing? Chewing corn for gummy parrots?

  Howard Lee : Ross was just trying to help those here with a drink problem, to see that they're not alone.

  Blanche Hunt : I'm surprised no-one's fallen asleep! I thought my tea tasted funny. What did you lace it with, ProPlus?

  Melanie : I found it very illuminating. Sorry my name's Melanie and I'm an alcoholic.

  [They all greet her] 

  Melanie : No I did, I found it really interesting. I always do when you speak.

  Blanche Hunt : You want to get out more - wait 'till you try bingo - you'll hyperventilate.